JIM IS BOSS

JIM IS BOSS http://jimisboss.com/mt/ HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E. en Copyright 2010 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:39:45 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss USE THE OLLLYMPICS TO MOVITATE YOURE EPLOLYEES THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE LOINS http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/02/use_the_olllympics_to_movitate.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/02/use_the_olllympics_to_movitate.php MOVITATION Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:39:45 -0600 From a JIMFan at SHRAK TANK Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don't, know why you must moan, You aren't forced, To read all the posts that are below The main sto-ry! Now I must go back and do work It is so hard But I sit and dream all day Of being a bard! http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/01/from_a_jimfan_at_shrak_tank.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/01/from_a_jimfan_at_shrak_tank.php ABOUT JIM Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:48:07 -0600 WYE THE ITTERNET IS AMAZZIG I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE A MORE EFFFECTIVE MAGANER FROR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVVE TO GO TO THE STRORE OR THE DOKTOR ANY MORE ALLL I HAVE TGO DO IS REED MY EMAUIL AND ERVYTHIG I NEED IS RIHGT THERE ALL I HVAVE TO DO IS USE THE COPANY CRUDIT CRAD TO GET WAHTEVVER I WNAT http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/01/wye_the_itternet_is_amazzig.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2010/01/wye_the_itternet_is_amazzig.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Thu, 14 Jan 2010 08:17:00 -0600 GERAT BIZNESS STARGETY JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE ABOSS TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB TO SEE THE BIG PRICTURE SO LISSEN UP ERVYBDODY AND TRY TO LEARN SMOETHIG THE MSOT IMPOTANT THNIG ABUOT MAKIG DECCISOINS IS TO MAKE ONE AND STINCK WITH IT NO MATTTER WAHT FROR EXAPPLE ATV WROK-PALCE JIM THE BOSS HAS DECIDDED TAHT WE ARE A MICORSFOFT SHOP AND TAHT THE WAY IT IS DNOT EVEN TRY TO CHAGNE MY MIND ULNESS YOU WNAT TYO GET FRIRED http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/12/gerat_bizness_stargety.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/12/gerat_bizness_stargety.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:42:25 -0600 JIM THE BSOSS DIKSHUNARY UPDATE Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY: Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer "THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM" Secrets = secretes Mainframe = manfarme Expensive - expansive Warehouse = wharehouse Stop = stoop Differentiate = dfireferianferieate Laptop = lamptop Stove = Steve Shirt = shrit Group = grope Cold = clod Trickle down effect = tinckle dwon effect Song = snog Spoke = spooke Jeopardy = jepperday Typographical error = typyorogarpichal errer BlackBerry = Raspberry Fluent = flatulent Supervisors = suvpervipers Pot bellied stove = pot bellied Steve Practical = partical Marriage = mirage Wheelchairs = whalechares Signal = singal Door = odor A blathering idiot = ab lathering idiot Harriet = Harliot Memorial = mammorial Waterboarding = waterbroading Website = wesbite Browser = bowser Encrypt = encryapt Conversations = conservations Understand = undresstand Big shot = bag shot Minicomputer = minticopumter Golly = gully DHCP = DHPCP Insubordination = instabroadnation Caps lock = craps lock Stuck = struck Saudi Arabia = Soddy Arbababia Understanding = udderstaddig Hoarse = horse Hot toddy = hot teddy Smell = spell Aluminum = allullulululiminnium Holy = holly Betty = Batty Staff = staph Whole = hole Smallest = smellest Ample = apple Debby Boone = Debby Bone Serious = Sirius Voice = vice Air = hair Geek = Greek Edgar Rice Burroughs = Elgar Rice Borrows Board = broad Waldorf Astoria = Waldrof Hystoria Fridge = fiordge Vista = visa Spellchecker = sxplellvcheeker Switched = swatched Password = pisswrod Facebook = Facebroke Win-win = win-wine Win-win = wine-wind Boys = buoys Girls = grils Checkup = chuckup Bulletin board = builltin broad Okay = oaky Whether = weather Rattlesnake = rastklesnake Realistic = railistick White House = whitehourse Bill Clinton = Bile Cilnton Bulb = blub Wikipedia = Winkipedia Concealed = congealed Invisible = indivisible Beach ball = biatch balll Boss = boos Lovers = louvers Vacation = vacraption Power = pooer Shut = shat Stop = stoop Expect = expectrate Spanish = sapnish Exchange = sexcahnge Flash forward = falsh forward Roll = rowl Lotus = lostus Perfect = prefect Richard Milhous Nixon = Dichard Mulehuose Nexxon Enemy = enema Bing = Bung Google = Gaggle Stole = stoole Bambi = Babmbi LSD = DSL Important = impotant Canned = caned Porn = pron YouTube = youtub ALBERTA EISENSTIEN = Albert Einstein http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/11/jim_the_bsoss_dikshunary_updat.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/11/jim_the_bsoss_dikshunary_updat.php ABOUT JIM Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:16:25 -0600 ADVICE ON FNIDIG A JOB RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB YOUR PROBABBABLY ONE OF THOS HIPPY TORUBLEMAKKERS TAKE A BATHE TOO NOW DURESS UP IN A NICE SOOT AND HIT THE STRETEETS http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/09/advice_on_fnidig_a_job.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/09/advice_on_fnidig_a_job.php ASKS JIM Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:13:05 -0600 OOOPS SORRY ABUOT NO NEWD PSOSTS WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF HAHHAHHAJHJHAHAH WELL HERE TODASYS HGINT FROR BEIG A BATTER MAGANER http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/08/ooops_sorry_abuot_no_newd_psos.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/08/ooops_sorry_abuot_no_newd_psos.php A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JIM Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:03:44 -0600 IDOITS MORNONS AND IMBASSILES IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO BE REMAINEDED TO BREETHE THE IDOOIT IS A PREFECT MATCH FROR JOBS THAT ARE JSUT DOIG THE SAM THNIG OVER AND OVER AGAIN FROR EXAPLE STACKIG BOXXES THE MRONON IS A LITTLE SMRATER THAT THE IDOOT HE BRAETHE ALL BY HIMSLEF YOU CAN TAIRN A MOROON TO RUN A COPUTRER I WUOLD RECOMMMEND AUTTOCAD http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/06/idoits_mornons_and_imbassiles.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/06/idoits_mornons_and_imbassiles.php MAGANING EMPLOYEES Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:08:34 -0600 STPUPID COMPUTRERS HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN OH WELL JIM THE BSOSS IS SMRAT ENOGH TAT HE CAN ALWAYS CMOME UP WITH GENUIS REMRAKS TODAY HE WIRTE ABUOT THE WROLDS EASIEST WAY TO GET RICH PALY ON THE PGA TUOR http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/04/stpupid_computrers.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/04/stpupid_computrers.php A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JIM Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:13:55 -0600 MRORE WISDUM FORM STEVE BLAMMER

"Apple gained about one point [in global market share], but now I think the tide has really turned back the other direction. The economy is helpful. Paying an extra $500 for a computer in this environment -- same piece of hardware -- paying $500 more to get a logo on it? I think that's a more challenging proposition for the average person than it used to be."

YOU TELL EM SVETE OLNY AN IDOOIT WUOLD PAY TOO MUCH MNONEY FROR A COPUTRER ESPECAILLY ONE WITH APPLES ON IT]]> http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/mrore_wisdum_form_steve_blamme.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/mrore_wisdum_form_steve_blamme.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:21:21 -0600 HLEPIG YOUR EMPOLYEESW DAEL WITH DOWNSZING DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS SUBRODINATES AND TRIES TO HLPE THEM COPE SO THE NXET TIME YOU GVIVE SMOMBODY THE AX I HVAVE TWO WRODS FOR YOU SLCUMDOG MILLAOINAIRE http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/hlepig_your_empolyeesw_dael_wi.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/hlepig_your_empolyeesw_dael_wi.php MAGANING EMPLOYEES Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:23:40 -0600 THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY FORM SHRAK TANK: Good work, Jim. To recognize you I want to share the list of "Jim-isms" that I have been maintaining: work = wrok place = palce workplace = wrok palce program = pogram monotonous = monogamous third degree = thurd degree http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/the_offishul_jim_the_bosss_dik.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/the_offishul_jim_the_bosss_dik.php ABOUT JIM Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:23:45 -0600 KEEPIG YOUR EMPOLOYEES INTERESTEED IN IMPORVING A BOSS HAS MANNY CHALLANGES ONE OF THEM IS KEEPING YOUR EPOLYEES INTRESTED IN IMPORVIG THEMSLEVES SOMETIMES IF SMOMENONE WROK FOR YOU FOR MANY YAERS HE CAMN GET COPLMACENT TIHS CAN HAPPEN IF HE FEEL LIKE HE BEEN THEER SO LONG THAT HE WILL AWLAYS HAVE A JOB AND CANT BE FRIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THAT FUNNY AT WROK-PALCE ANYBDODY CAN BE FIRRED AND THEY ALL KNOW IT BUT WAHT IF THINGS ARENT LIKE TAHT WHERE YOU ARE THE BOISS WELL IT TIME TO GO HRIRE A FEW EXCAPED CNOVICTS http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/keepig_your_empoloyees_interes.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/03/keepig_your_empoloyees_interes.php MOVITATION Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:24:37 -0600 GERAT LAEDERS WE CAN EMSULATE JERRY JNOES A SCUSSESSFUKL MAGANER SHUIOLD ALWAYS LOOK TO THE EXAPLES OF GREATE LAEDERS I HVAVE SPOOKEN HERE ABOUT SOME TURLY GRATE LEADERS ICNLUDIG STEVE BLAMMER HANGK STAINBRENNER AND TONNY SORPANO TODAY WE ADD ANTOTHER NAME TO THAT LITST OF IMMORALS DULLAS CWOBOY OWNER JERRKY JONES LET ME SAY UP FORNT THAT I DNOT KONW TOO MUCH ABUOT COWBOYYS THE OLNY CWOBOY MOOVIE I EVER SEEN WAS BORKEBACK MOUNTIN BUT I KNOW A GARTE LADER WHEN I SEE HEIM http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/02/gerat_laeders_we_can_emsulate.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/02/gerat_laeders_we_can_emsulate.php MOVITATION Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:09:39 -0600 JIM STRATS OFF THE NEW YAER RIHGT OKAY ERVYONE IT TIME TO GET TO WROK YAEH I KNOW MANY OF YOU HVAVE LOST YOUR JBOBS WELL THRERE OLNY ONE THING TO DO KISS UP TO JMIM THE BOOS AND SEE IF HE WILL PUT YOU TO WROK OF CUORSE THERE OLNY ONE JIM THE BIOSS BUT ILL BET YOUR TWON HAVE ITS OWN VRESOIN OF A GENUIS MAGANER WHO RUN A VRERY SUCKSESSFUILL COPANY SO DONT JUST SIT ON YUOR UNEPLOMYED REAR END GO SHEOVEL SOPME SNOW OFF HIS DUIRVEWAY http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/01/jim_strats_off_the_new_yaer_ri.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2009/01/jim_strats_off_the_new_yaer_ri.php MOVITATION Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:44:41 -0600