JIM IS BOSS

JIM IS BOSS http://jimisboss.com/mt/ HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E. en Copyright 2008 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:17:50 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss OFFRICE TOYS FROR THE EXECRATIVE EVRY BOSS NEED A FEW GAGDETS TO HLEP HIM DAEL WITH ALL THE IDOITS THAT RUN AROUND THE WROKPLACE AFTRER ALL YOU CANT FRIRE EVERYBDOY AND LEST FACE IT SMOME OF THE MORRONS ARE OVRER YOU SO YEKLLIG AND KICKIG ARE NOT OPTOINS THAT WGHERE A BOSS BNEED SOME EXECRRATIVE TOYS TO HLEP HIM COPE AND KEEP HIS SHRAP FOCUS http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/11/offrice_toys_fror_the_execrati.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/11/offrice_toys_fror_the_execrati.php HOW THE WROKPALCE WROKS Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:17:50 -0600 MAGANIG A GREEN OFFROICE WOW EVERYBDOY IS GOIG GEREN THESE DAYS WAHT OIS THIS CARP ANYWAY WROK-PALCE HAS ALWAYS BEEEN GREEN AS FRA AS I CAN TELL GREEN MEAN SAVIG MONEY RIGHT AND NOT USIG TO MUCH EGNERNGY WEL THAT ALWAYS BEEN MY POLICTY http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/11/maganig_a_green_offroice.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/11/maganig_a_green_offroice.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Wed, 12 Nov 2008 08:05:04 -0600 OPEN SORES SFOFTWARE THERE IS TYHIS LOUD MOUTH TORUBLEMAKER ON OUR IT DEPTARTMENT WHO KEEP TLAKIG ABOUT HOW GERAT OPEN SRORES SOTFWARE IS MY GENYOUS POGRAMMER HAS SGHOWN ME THAT BWE WILL SHAVE MONEY BY OLNY BUYIG MICORSFOT STUFF BUT THEIS SMRATALEKC DVELOPER KEEP BRINIG UP HOW MUCH MONEY HE IS SAVIG WROK-PALCE BY USIG OPEN SROUCE STUFF WHAT IS A BOSS TO DO http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/open_sores_sfoftware.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/open_sores_sfoftware.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:59:21 -0600 LOOKIG BUSSY ALL GERAT BOSSES HAVE ONETHIG IN COMMON THEY ALL LOOK BUSSY EVNEEN IF THERE NOT HAHAHHAHAHAH BUT SEROUSLY IT IPORTANT FROR A BOSS TO LOOK BUSTY AT ALL TIMES AFTRER ALL YOU DNOT WANT YOUR MAGANER TO THINCK THAT YOU DNOT HAVE ENOUGH WROK TO DO AND IT IPORTRTANT FOR REGLULAR EPLOYEES TOO HOW ARE YOU GOIG TO GET PERMOTED IF YOUR BSOSS DOESNT THINK YOUR WROKING ALL THE TIME http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/lookig_bussy.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/lookig_bussy.php HOW THE WROKPALCE WROKS Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:27:38 -0600 ASK JIM WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE SOTOCK MRAKET CRASHES A READER WHO HAS A VERY SATRNGE NAME HAS A QEUSTOUIN FROR JIM ORAGNEDUCK ASK HEY JIM I RESEPCT YOUR INTLEIGNECE SO I WNAT TO KONW WHAT SHUOLD I DO TO WAETEHER OUT THE STOOK MRAKET CARSH HERE MY ADVICE ORAGNEDUCK STOP EATIG FOR A WHILE MY GEUSS IS YOU CAL,L YUORSLEF ORANEDUCK BECASUE YOU LIKE EATIG LOTS OF DUCK ALA ORAANGE EITHRER THAT OR MAYBE YOU ARE BIG HIARY AND ORAGNE LIKE THOSE MPONKEYS http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/ask_jim_what_do_i_do_when_the.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/ask_jim_what_do_i_do_when_the.php ASKS JIM Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:34:28 -0600 GOIG BACK TPO WROK AFTER TAKIG TIME OFF SOMETIMERS EVEN THE BOS HAS TO TAKE SMOME TOIME AWAY FROM WORK IT CANT BE TOO MUCH TIME BACUASE THE PLACE WILL FALL APRART IF THE BOSS ANIT THERE BUT EVEN SO A WQEEK OFF HERE AND THERE WIL,L CLAER YOUR SNIUISES AND GIVE YOU A NEW PRESPECTIVE ON LIFE BUT THE REALLY BAD PART ABOUYT THAKIG A WEEK OFF IS HAVIG TO PICK UP THE PEECES AT WROK-PALCE SO TO KEEP MY SAITNTY I LIKE TO PLAY A LITTLE GMAME CALLED JEPHTHA http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/goig_back_tpo_wrok_after_takig.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/10/goig_back_tpo_wrok_after_takig.php A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JIM Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:57:57 -0600 UH OH JIM HAVIG COPUTRER PORBLEMS SMOMEBDODY AT WROK TOLD ME THAT THE OLYMPIACS ARE ON IN FCAT THEY EVEN HAVE THERE OWN WEBSITE BUT WHEN I WENT THERE AND TIRED TO WATCH A MOOVIE IT SAID I NEEDED SMOMETHIG CALLED MICORSOFT SLIVERLIGHT SO I PUSH THE BUTTON TO ISNTALL IT AND IT SAY IT WONT WROK ON WIDNOWS UBUNTU WHAT IS THIS SILLYVERLIGHT AND WHY WNOT IT WROK ON MY COPUTRER SO IA ASK MY FIEND THE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD SETVE BLAMMER HERE WHAT HE HVAVE TO SAY http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/uh_oh_jim_havig_coputrer_porbl.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/uh_oh_jim_havig_coputrer_porbl.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:55:50 -0600 ASK JIM WHY DOESNT MY BOSS LIKE ME RAEDER ROBERT ASK JIM HEY JMIM I BNED OVRERE BACKWRADS TO PLEASE MY BOSS I AGREE WUITH EVRYTHING HE SAY EVEN THE SATUPID STUFF AND I GVIVE HIM THE GOODS ON WHAT POPEL ARE SAYIG IN THE BARAKROOM YET HE STILL TRAET ME WITH CONTMPT WHAT AM I DOIG WORNG WOW RUPERT I THINCK YOU SHUOLD QUIT AND GO TO WROK FROR ME I CUOLD ALWAYS USE A BUTTE KISSER LIKE YOU AHAHAHAAHAH BUT BACK TO YOUR QEUSTION WHAT YOU HVAVE TO RAELIZE IS YOUR BOSS DOESNT DISLIKE YOU. HE HATE YOU http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/ask_jim_why_doesnt_my_boss_lik.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/ask_jim_why_doesnt_my_boss_lik.php ASKS JIM Sun, 21 Sep 2008 15:41:20 -0600 ASK JIM WHAGT IS A GOOD CAREER FOR MY KDID READERR RUPPERT ASK JIM MY KDI IS STRATIG HIGH SKOOL WHAT IS A GOOD CAREER FROR HIM TO THINCK ABUOT THAT QEUSTOIN NOT AS SATUPID AS IT SOUND ROGER SO JIM GOIG TO ANSSER IT FROR YOU TELL YOUR KID WE NEED MORE WRAREHUOSE WROKERS AT WROK-PALCE SO HE NEED TO GO TO SKOOL UNTIL THE STATE TELL HIM HE CAN STOP THEN HE NEED TO QUIT THEN COME DWOMN TO WROK-PALCES HIRIG CENTRER AND PUT IN HIS APPILCATION http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/ask_jim_whagt_is_a_good_career.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/ask_jim_whagt_is_a_good_career.php ASKS JIM Sun, 14 Sep 2008 16:56:17 -0600 WHAT UP WITH GOOGLE AND THEIR NEW BOWSER

At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "****ing Eric Schmidt is a ****ing *****. I'm going to ****ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to ****ing kill Google." ....

WELL THAT MSUT HAVE SCRARERED GOOGLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE GNONE AND DOME SMOMETHIG SATUPID THEY HVAVE RELASED A NEW BROOWSER THAT IS SUPPODSED TO COMPETE WITH WIDNOWS]]> http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/what_up_with_google_and_their.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/09/what_up_with_google_and_their.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:29:25 -0600 ASK JIM WHAT CAN I DO TO KEEP WROK FROM EATIG UP MY LIFFE A RAERDER WHO ASK TO RAMEAIN AMONINMOUNOUSMYS BUT WHO IS CALL TJ20008 ASK JIM HWOW CAN I GET MRORE FREE TIME I WUOKLD LIKE TO WRITTE A BOLG LIKE YOU BUT IM TOO BIZZY WROKIG 600 HUORS A WEEK WHAT DO I DO THANKS FROR THAT QEUISTOIN I NOW HAVE THE ASNWER TO MY QEUSION I WHO IS THE BIGGEST LOOSER IN THE WROLD HAHAAAH BUT I GEUSS YOUR SERIOUS OTHRERWISE YOU WUOLDNT HAVE AKSED JIM SO HERE GOES WHAT DI YOU DO WEAHN YOUR NOT AT WROK I MEANE 60 HROURS ALLAOW FROR LOST OF FREE TIME AFTRER ALL THERE 1668 HOURS IN A WEEK SO WHAT YOU DO W8ITH THE OTHRER 108 MY GESUSS IS YOU WATES TOO MUCH TIME WATCHIG STAR TERK ON TLEVISION http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/ask_jim_what_can_i_do_to_keep.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/ask_jim_what_can_i_do_to_keep.php ASKS JIM Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:49:22 -0600 DOIG BUZINESS WROLD WIDE IF YOU ARE A SUCKSESSFUL BIZNESS ENTREPRENEUR THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH POEPLE ALL OVRER THE WROLD SOME OF THEASE JREKS DONT BHAVE THE COMMON CUOTRESY TO SPEAK AMRERICAN BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR CLASS AND MATURATY AND REACH OUT TO SPEAK TO THEM ON THERE OWN TREMS MANY LANGUAGES ARE EASY IF YOU JSUT SPOEAK AMERICAN SLOWLY AND LOUDLY THAT ALL IT TAKE TO GET THEMN TO UDNERSTAND YOU BUT THE BRUITISH ARE A DIFFEREMNT MATTER ENTRUIRELY http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/doig_buziness_wrold_wide.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/doig_buziness_wrold_wide.php HOW THE WROKPALCE WROKS Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:02:50 -0600 HITTIG THE BROAD AHHH TIME TO HIT THE RAOD EVRTY NOW AND THEN WROK-PALCE WANT TO SEND ME AND SMOME OF THE OTHRER EXECRATIVES OUT OF TWON THIS CAN BE SO WE CAN HAVE MMETINGS OR MAYBE SO WE CAN GET TRAINIG THAT HOW JIM KLEARNED ALL ABUOIT KEPNEEP-TRGOO AND LAEN SIX SMIGMA AND SOMOTEIMES A BOSS CAN FNIAGLE SOME TRAINIG THAT IS PARTICLURLY BENEFICAIL IM TALKING ABOUT BUSINESS TRAINIG IN HAWAYII http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/hittig_the_broad.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/hittig_the_broad.php HOW THE WROKPALCE WROKS Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:22:48 -0600 ASK JIM WHAT IS BETEER KNOWLEDGE OR SUCTOIN READER BILL H ASK JIM HETY JIM WHAT IS BETER IN THE LONG RUIN KNOWLEDGE OR KISSIG UP TYO THE BOSS WELL BILL JSUT THE FACT TAT YOU HAVE TO ASKS SUCH A QEUSTOIN TELL ME THAT THERE NOT5 MUCH DAGNER OF YOU TAKOIG MY JOB HAHAHAHA BUT I GEUSS YOU WUOLDNT HAVE ASKED IF YOU DINDT WANT ANSWER SO HERE GOSE IT IPORTANT TO BE GOOD AT BOTH UNLESS YOU ARE GFIFTEDE LIKE JIM THE BIOSS FROR EXAPLE YOU MIGHT HAVE A BMA DEGREE BUT IF YUOR BOSS THINK YOUR SAUTIPD THAT THE END OF THE MATTER YOU ARE A IDOIT AS FAR AS HE IS CONCRENED http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/ask_jim_what_is_beteer_knowled.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/08/ask_jim_what_is_beteer_knowled.php ASKS JIM Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:49:49 -0600 INCAREASE YOUR PORDUCTIVTY WITH MICORSOFT SHAREPIONT WOW MICROSFT NEVER FAIL TO BLOW ME AWAY WITH THERE AMAZIUNG PRODUCTS FROR INSTRANCE TAKE SHAREPOINT SHAREPIONT IS A THING THAT REPALCES THE INTERNEWT WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR WEB BOWSER AND YOU USED TO SEE GOOGLE NOW YOU SEE SHAREPIONT MANY POPLE WANT TO KNBOW WHAT SO GREAT ABUOT SHAREPOINT ANYWAY JIM WELL SHAEREPOIONT HAS GERATLY INCREASED MY PROCTIVISITY http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/07/incarease_your_porductivty_wit.php http://jimisboss.com/mt/2008/07/incarease_your_porductivty_wit.php TECKNICHAL STUFF Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:47:22 -0600