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   <updated>2010-06-30T17:10:46Z</updated>
   <subtitle>HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E.</subtitle>
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   <title>USIG PORFANTITY TO YOUR AVDANTAGE</title>
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   <published>2010-06-30T17:05:27Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-30T17:10:46Z</updated>
   
   <summary>SMOME IDOITS SAY THAT A BOSSS SHOODNT USE PROFANNITY I SAY TAHT BULLSHIRT THERE NOTHIG MOVITATE A EPLOYEE BETTER TAHN A GOOD LOUD CUSSSSSSIG BUT YOO HAVE TO BEE CAREFUL BECAUASE THERE SO MANY BLEEDIG HARTS WHO ARE READDY TO...</summary>
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      SMOME IDOITS SAY THAT A BOSSS SHOODNT USE PROFANNITY

I SAY TAHT BULLSHIRT

THERE NOTHIG MOVITATE A EPLOYEE BETTER TAHN A GOOD LOUD CUSSSSSSIG

BUT YOO HAVE TO BEE CAREFUL BECAUASE THERE SO MANY BLEEDIG HARTS WHO ARE READDY TO CALL IN THE FEDDS
      FROR TAHT REEZON I RCEMMOEND YOU WATCH THE MOOVIE JOHNNY DAGNEROUSLY

YTOU CAN LEARN HOW TO REAM SMOMEBODDYS ICE OUT AND NOT ACTAULLY IUSE ANY FROBIDDEN WRODS

SO HOW ABUOT IT YOU FARGIN ICEHOLES AHAHAHAHAHAHH
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<entry>
   <title>THE GEENUS OF MISCORSOFT TEKNOLLOGY</title>
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   <published>2010-06-06T15:55:42Z</published>
   <updated>2010-06-06T16:03:49Z</updated>
   
   <summary>AS THE WROLDS GRATEST MAGANER I HAVVE TO MAKKE HRAD DESSISOINS ALL THE TIME OF COORS I DONNT KNOW ERRVYTHING I CANT BELLEEVE I JSUT SAID THAT ANYHOW I RECENTALLY MADE A PORCOLMATOIN THAT ANY COPPUTRER TEKNOLLOGY WE USE HERE...</summary>
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      AS THE WROLDS GRATEST MAGANER I HAVVE TO MAKKE HRAD DESSISOINS ALL THE TIME

OF COORS I DONNT KNOW ERRVYTHING

I CANT BELLEEVE I JSUT SAID THAT

ANYHOW I RECENTALLY MADE A PORCOLMATOIN THAT ANY COPPUTRER TEKNOLLOGY WE USE HERE WILL BE MISCRORSOFT AND NUTTHING ELSE

IM NOT EXACCTLY SURE WAHT TAHT MEAN BUT OUR IT GEENUS SGUGGESTED IT

TAHT MEEN WE WILL DO IT
      AFTRER ALL LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONNEY WE SAVE

THERE IS SMOME STUFF OUT THERE CLALLED LUNIX

IT DONT COSST ANYTHIG BUT IT HRAD TO SPUPPORT

THAT MEEN WE HVAVE TO HIRE SOMOENE TO KEEEP IT GOIG

BUYT MISCORSFOFFT IS SO SMIMPLE THAT A IDOIT CAN RUIN IT

AND IT CHEEP TOO A SREVER LISENSSE OLNY COST A CUPPLE OF THUOSAND BUSCKS

I WOOD RATHEER PAY FROR TAHT AND A CREW OF TECHS TAHN SHELL OUT THE MONEY FROR SOMETHIG FREE

IT TAKKE A BOSS TO THINK ON TAHT LEVEL DONT YOU ARGUREE
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   <title>ASKS JIM WHOO MAKE THE TEKKNOLOGY DESCICIONS</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.154</id>
   
   <published>2010-04-25T18:33:40Z</published>
   <updated>2010-04-25T18:43:02Z</updated>
   
   <summary>READER BILL HAAK WRITE AND ASK JIM HAY JIM SHOOD A BOSSS BE ALLOWED TYO MAKE MAJOOR TEKNOLLEGY DSCISCOINS THE RASEON I ASK IS BEKAUSE WERE I WROK A DESCSISION HAS BEEN MADE TO OLNY GO WITH ONE PALTFROM SO...</summary>
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      READER BILL HAAK WRITE AND ASK JIM HAY JIM SHOOD A BOSSS BE ALLOWED TYO MAKE MAJOOR TEKNOLLEGY DSCISCOINS

THE RASEON I ASK IS BEKAUSE WERE I WROK A DESCSISION HAS BEEN MADE TO OLNY GO WITH ONE PALTFROM SO ALL UNIXX AND LUNIX SREVERS ARE BEIG PHASSED OUT AND WEERE SWITCHIG EXCLOOSAVELY TO MSCICROSOFT

I THNIK TIHS IS A BAD DSCESICION NOW ALL OUR EGGGS ARE IN ONE BAKSKET WAHT DO YOUU THNIK JIM

WELL BULL HAAK HEER WAHT I THNIK

I THIINK I HVAVE NO IDDEA WAHT YOU JSUT SAID
      HOWWEVER I GET THE IDEEA TAHT YOU DNOT LIKE WHAAT YOUR BVOSS SAID

WELL NBOW IT GET REAL EASSY

YUO CAN EETHER GET OVRER IT OR HIT THE ROOAD

BSOSSES ARE IN CHRAGE BEKAUSE THEY ARE SMRATER TAHT YOU

DNOT EVER FROGET IT
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<entry>
   <title>EFFFECTIVE MRAKETIG</title>
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   <published>2010-03-10T14:23:36Z</published>
   <updated>2010-03-10T14:30:43Z</updated>
   
   <summary>THERE MORE TO BEIG SUCKSESSFUL IN BIZNESS THAN JSUT WROKIG HRAD YOU ASLO HAVE TO MRAKET YORE COPANY ONCE UPPON A TOIME WE SPENT BIG BUCKS TO AVDERTISE IN NOOZPAYPERS THE RADDIO AND TLEVISOIN NOT ANNY MORE NOW I PAY...</summary>
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      THERE MORE TO BEIG SUCKSESSFUL IN BIZNESS THAN JSUT WROKIG HRAD YOU ASLO HAVE TO MRAKET YORE COPANY

ONCE UPPON A TOIME WE SPENT BIG BUCKS TO AVDERTISE IN NOOZPAYPERS THE RADDIO AND TLEVISOIN

NOT ANNY MORE

NOW I PAY A GUY IN CHINA TO SNED OUT EMAUILS
      HE OLNY CHRAGE A HUDNRED BUCKS TO SEND EMAUIL OUT TO LIKE 50,0000,0 PEEPLE

TAHT WAHT YOU CALL BANG FROR THE BUCK

SO BIZNESS PEEEPLE, TAKE JIMS AVDICFE AND QUITE WASTIG YORE ADVERTISSIG BUGDET

CONTACT MY FREEEND WANG CHANG 
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<entry>
   <title>USE THE OLLLYMPICS TO MOVITATE YOURE EPLOLYEES</title>
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   <published>2010-02-15T01:39:45Z</published>
   <updated>2010-02-15T01:44:44Z</updated>
   
   <summary>THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE...</summary>
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      THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON

YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER

FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME

THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE LOINS
      OF CROUSE WE ARENT ALLLOWED TO KILL POOR PREFORMERS LIKE WE USED TO

TAHTS TOO BAD

BUT YOU CAN ADD FUN TO THE OFFRICE BY MAKIG ERVYTHIG A COMPETUTITOIN

FROR EXAPPLE WHO HAS THE HIHGEST SLALES FIGGERS

HE WIN HE GET TO KEEP HIS JOB

HMM WAHT WILL WE DO WITH THE LOOZERS HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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<entry>
   <title>From a JIMFan at SHRAK TANK</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.151</id>
   
   <published>2010-01-27T12:48:07Z</published>
   <updated>2010-01-27T12:49:49Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I&apos;m glad to say he&apos;s here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don&apos;t, know why you must moan, You...</summary>
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      Yesterday?
Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M.
Yesterday,
JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away,
Now I&apos;m glad to say he&apos;s here to stay,
Anonymati, go away.

I, don&apos;t, know why you must moan,
You aren&apos;t forced,
To read all the posts that are below
The main sto-ry!

Now I must go back and do work
It is so hard
But I sit and dream all day
Of being a bard!
      
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<entry>
   <title>WYE THE ITTERNET IS AMAZZIG</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.150</id>
   
   <published>2010-01-14T14:17:00Z</published>
   <updated>2010-01-14T14:27:54Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE...</summary>
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      I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY

BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE A MORE EFFFECTIVE MAGANER

FROR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVVE TO GO TO THE STRORE OR THE DOKTOR ANY MORE

ALLL I HAVE TGO DO IS REED MY EMAUIL AND ERVYTHIG I NEED IS RIHGT THERE ALL I HVAVE TO DO IS USE THE COPANY CRUDIT CRAD TO GET WAHTEVVER I WNAT
      FRIOR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVE TO GO TO THE DURGSTRORE TO GET VINAGRA OR STRERIODS THAY COME IN THE MAUIL

AND IF I WNAT TO PUTT ON SOME WAIHGT THERE ARE A BNUCH OF PEEPLE OURT THERE WHO PROMISE TO MAKE ME BIGGGER

AND IFF I WAS LOOKIG FROR A DATE HOOO BOY THERERE A LOT OF PALCES OUT THERE TAHT DO TAHT FROR YOU

SO SHAVE TIME AND SHOOP THROOGH YOUR EMAUIL THAT GVIVE YOU THE FEERDOM TO WROK ON BEIG A BETTTER BOSS
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<entry>
   <title>GERAT BIZNESS STARGETY</title>
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   <published>2009-12-20T15:42:25Z</published>
   <updated>2009-12-20T15:56:59Z</updated>
   
   <summary>JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE ABOSS TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB...</summary>
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      JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE  ABOSS

TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB TO SEE THE BIG PRICTURE

SO LISSEN UP ERVYBDODY AND TRY TO LEARN SMOETHIG

THE MSOT IMPOTANT THNIG ABUOT MAKIG DECCISOINS IS TO MAKE ONE AND STINCK WITH IT NO MATTTER WAHT

FROR EXAPPLE ATV WROK-PALCE JIM THE BOSS HAS DECIDDED TAHT WE ARE A MICORSFOFT SHOP AND TAHT THE WAY IT IS DNOT EVEN TRY TO CHAGNE MY MIND ULNESS YOU WNAT TYO GET FRIRED
      I WASS OUT JGOGGIG WIHTH MY GEENYUS PORGAMMER ONE DAY AND HE SGUGGESTED WE BAN ERVYTHNIG BUT MICORSOFFT STUUF AT WROK-PALCE

I DNOT EVEN KONW WAHT MICROSLOFT IS BUT HAY HE A GEENYUS SO I SED TAHT A GERAT IDEA AND I WOOD FRIRE ANYONE WHOO DINDT ARGUREE

SO FRAR I HAVE RUN OOFF A DUZZEN IT PEEPLE WHO SAID TAHT MAKIG A COMMMITMENT LIKE TAHT WOOD HURT THE BIZNESS WAHT A BNUCH OF IDOOTS

AND I HVAVE PUT MY POGARMMER FREND IN CHRAGE OF THE IT DEPRATMENT

HERES TOO THE CONTI9NNUED SUCKSESS OF WROK-PALCE
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   <title>JIM THE BSOSS DIKSHUNARY UPDATE</title>
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   <published>2009-11-12T20:16:25Z</published>
   <updated>2009-12-21T20:01:54Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY: Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer &quot;THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM&quot; Secrets = secretes Mainframe = manfarme Expensive - expansive Warehouse = wharehouse Stop = stoop Differentiate = dfireferianferieate Laptop...</summary>
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      Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY:

Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer
&quot;THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM&quot;
Secrets = secretes
Mainframe = manfarme
Expensive - expansive
Warehouse = wharehouse
Stop = stoop
Differentiate = dfireferianferieate
Laptop = lamptop
Stove = Steve
Shirt = shrit
Group = grope
Cold = clod
Trickle down effect = tinckle dwon effect
Song = snog
Spoke = spooke
Jeopardy = jepperday
Typographical error = typyorogarpichal errer
BlackBerry = Raspberry
Fluent = flatulent
Supervisors = suvpervipers
Pot bellied stove = pot bellied Steve
Practical = partical
Marriage = mirage
Wheelchairs = whalechares
Signal = singal
Door = odor
A blathering idiot = ab lathering idiot
Harriet = Harliot
Memorial = mammorial
Waterboarding = waterbroading
Website = wesbite
Browser = bowser
Encrypt = encryapt
Conversations = conservations
Understand = undresstand
Big shot = bag shot
Minicomputer = minticopumter
Golly = gully
DHCP = DHPCP
Insubordination = instabroadnation
Caps lock = craps lock
Stuck = struck
Saudi Arabia = Soddy Arbababia
Understanding = udderstaddig
Hoarse = horse
Hot toddy = hot teddy
Smell = spell
Aluminum = allullulululiminnium
Holy = holly
Betty = Batty
Staff = staph
Whole = hole
Smallest = smellest
Ample = apple
Debby Boone = Debby Bone
Serious = Sirius
Voice = vice
Air = hair
Geek = Greek
Edgar Rice Burroughs = Elgar Rice Borrows
Board = broad
Waldorf Astoria = Waldrof Hystoria
Fridge = fiordge
Vista = visa
Spellchecker = sxplellvcheeker
Switched = swatched
Password = pisswrod
Facebook = Facebroke
Win-win = win-wine
Win-win = wine-wind
Boys = buoys
Girls = grils
Checkup = chuckup
Bulletin board = builltin broad
Okay = oaky
Whether = weather
Rattlesnake = rastklesnake
Realistic = railistick
White House = whitehourse
Bill Clinton = Bile Cilnton
Bulb = blub
Wikipedia = Winkipedia
Concealed = congealed
Invisible = indivisible
Beach ball = biatch balll
Boss = boos
Lovers = louvers
Vacation = vacraption
Power = pooer
Shut = shat
Stop = stoop
Expect = expectrate
Spanish = sapnish
Exchange = sexcahnge
Flash forward = falsh forward
Roll = rowl
Lotus = lostus
Perfect = prefect
Richard Milhous Nixon = Dichard Mulehuose Nexxon
Enemy = enema
Bing = Bung
Google = Gaggle
Stole = stoole
Bambi = Babmbi
LSD = DSL
Important = impotant
Canned = caned
Porn = pron
YouTube = youtub
ALBERTA EISENSTIEN = Albert Einstein
      
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<entry>
   <title>ADVICE ON FNIDIG A JOB</title>
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   <published>2009-09-25T12:13:05Z</published>
   <updated>2009-09-25T12:25:19Z</updated>
   
   <summary>RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB...</summary>
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      RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR  ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE

WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB YOUR PROBABBABLY ONE OF THOS HIPPY TORUBLEMAKKERS TAKE A BATHE TOO

NOW DURESS UP IN A NICE SOOT AND HIT THE STRETEETS
      I WOOD TAKE THR FRIST JOB I COOD FNID 

AS SOOON AS YOU GET HRIRED GIT SOME DRIT ON YOUR BOSS IT WILLL BE EASY TAHT WAHT THE INTNERNET IS FROR

THEN CNOFRONT HIM WITH THE EDIVENCE AND DEMAND A PRORMOTOIN

IF HE FRIRE YOU NO BIG DAEL JUST REPEAT THE PORCESS

LET ME KONW WEHN YOU REACH EXECRATIVE LEVEL AND WEEL DO LAUNCH
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<entry>
   <title>OOOPS SORRY ABUOT NO NEWD PSOSTS</title>
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   <published>2009-08-20T18:03:44Z</published>
   <updated>2009-08-20T18:32:18Z</updated>
   
   <summary>WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF...</summary>
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      WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG

IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY

MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF

HAHHAHHAJHJHAHAH

WELL HERE TODASYS HGINT FROR BEIG A BATTER MAGANER
      DNOT GET EMOUTOINALLLY INVLOVED WITH YOUR EPLOYEES

IT BETTER TO ASSSUME TAHT THEY ARE DIGSUSTIG TIME THEEVES WHO DNOT DO ANNYTHIG ALL DAY LONG

AND WEHN THEY GTO HOME THERE POKKETS ARE FULL OF PENS PENICILS AND PAPPER CILPS

MAYBEE YOU HAVE WROKERS WHO ARENT LIKE TAHT NOW BUT BUTT DNOT WRORRY THEY WILL TRUN INRTO CIRMINALS EVENAUTUALLY 

IF THAY DNOT THEN YOU ARENT DOIG YOUR JOOB
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<entry>
   <title>IDOITS MORNONS AND IMBASSILES</title>
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   <published>2009-06-14T20:08:34Z</published>
   <updated>2009-06-14T20:16:41Z</updated>
   
   <summary>IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO...</summary>
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      IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE

LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO BE REMAINEDED TO BREETHE THE IDOOIT IS A PREFECT MATCH FROR JOBS THAT ARE JSUT DOIG THE SAM THNIG OVER AND OVER AGAIN FROR EXAPLE STACKIG BOXXES

THE MRONON IS A LITTLE SMRATER THAT THE IDOOT HE BRAETHE ALL BY HIMSLEF YOU CAN TAIRN A MOROON TO RUN A COPUTRER I WUOLD RECOMMMEND AUTTOCAD
      LSATLY IS THE IMNEBECILE HE SMRATER THAT THE IDOIT BUIT DMUBER THAN THE MORNO MANY TMIES IMBESSILES MAKE FINE MAGANERS BECUASE A MANGER NEED TO BE SMRAT ENOUGH TO BRAETHE BUT IT TO HIS AVDANTAGE IF HE CANT FRIGGURE OUT HOW TO RUN A COPUTRER

AFTRER ALL HE TOO IMPORATNT TO MESS WITH SUHCH THNIGS THAT WHAT MORONS ARE FOR
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   <title>STPUPID COMPUTRERS</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.143</id>
   
   <published>2009-04-27T22:13:55Z</published>
   <updated>2009-04-27T22:22:53Z</updated>
   
   <summary>HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN...</summary>
   <author>
      <name>JIM</name>
      
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      HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW

TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN

OH WELL JIM THE BSOSS IS SMRAT ENOGH TAT HE CAN ALWAYS CMOME UP WITH GENUIS REMRAKS

TODAY HE WIRTE ABUOT THE WROLDS EASIEST WAY TO GET RICH

PALY ON THE PGA TUOR
      I JSUT RED ABUOT SMOME GUY WHO PALYED GLOF AND WON OVER A MILLOIN BUCKS

MAN IT TAKE ME A HOLE YAER TO MAKE THAT KNID OF MONEY

THIS JERRTY KELLY GUY DIDD IT IN FUOR DAYS

SO JIM THE BOSS IS GOIG TO YRAD SALES NEXT WEEK AND PICKIG UP A SET OF GOOLF CLUBS

Heartiest congratulations to Jerry Kelly, and his caddy (and my nephew) Eric Meller, on a huge, huge weekend in New Orleans! :-D
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<entry>
   <title>MRORE WISDUM FORM STEVE BLAMMER</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.142</id>
   
   <published>2009-03-25T12:21:21Z</published>
   <updated>2009-03-25T12:45:33Z</updated>
   
   <summary>I CNOSIDER SETVE BLAMMER TO BE THE SNIGLE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD ABLERT EISENSTIEN COULD HAVE LAERNED FROM THIS MANN BLAMMER GAVVE A SPEECH TIHS WEEK AND HERE WAHT HE ASAID &quot;Apple gained about one point [in global market...</summary>
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      <name>JIM</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[I CNOSIDER SETVE BLAMMER TO BE THE SNIGLE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD 

ABLERT EISENSTIEN COULD HAVE LAERNED FROM THIS MANN

BLAMMER GAVVE A SPEECH TIHS WEEK AND HERE WAHT HE ASAID

<em><blockquote>"Apple gained about one point [in global market share], but now I think the tide has really turned back the other direction.  The economy is helpful. Paying an extra $500 for a computer in this environment -- same piece of hardware -- paying $500 more to get a logo on it? I think that's a more challenging proposition for the average person than it used to be."</blockquote></em>

YOU TELL EM SVETE OLNY AN IDOOIT WUOLD PAY TOO MUCH MNONEY FROR A COPUTRER ESPECAILLY ONE WITH APPLES ON IT]]>
      TAHT WHY I LOVE AND RSEPECT THIS BILLIANT MAN HE KONOW THAT PEEPLE DNOT WANT TO PAY FROR CARP 

WIDNOWS UBUTNU IS FREE

I HAD MY SON ODRER ME A COPUTRER FORM TIGGER DIRECT AND HE PUT WIONDOOWS UBUTNU ON IT NOW IT RUN RAELLY FSAT AND IT OLNY COST THREE HUDNRED DOLLARS

AND I CUOLDNT DO IT WITHUOT THE GRENOSITY OF STEEVE BLAMMER

SO KEEP SPAREDIG THE WROD SETVE OLNY AN IDOIT WIOUOLD PAY FROR SOMETHIG YOU CAN GET FOR FEREE
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<entry>
   <title>HLEPIG YOUR EMPOLYEESW DAEL WITH DOWNSZING</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.141</id>
   
   <published>2009-03-11T13:23:40Z</published>
   <updated>2009-03-11T13:32:06Z</updated>
   
   <summary>DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS...</summary>
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      <name>JIM</name>
      
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      DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT 

BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF

I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE

BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS SUBRODINATES AND TRIES TO HLPE THEM COPE

SO THE NXET TIME YOU GVIVE SMOMBODY THE AX I HVAVE TWO WRODS FOR YOU

SLCUMDOG MILLAOINAIRE
      TAHT MOVIE WAS ABOUT SMOME GUY FROM INDIANA WHO ATE RATS AND DOGS AND EDNED UP WINNIG A MILLION DOLLARS ON JEPPERDY

SIO TELL YOUR LAIDOFF WROKERS THYAT ALL THEY HVAVE TO DO IS FLY TO HOMLLYWOOD AND GET ON A GAME SHOW

MAYBE THE NEXT BIG OCSAR WINNIG MOVIE WILL BE ABUOT THEM WINNIG IT AT LEST MAKE A DEAL
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