JIM IS BOSS tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt/1 2010-02-15T01:43:33Z HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E. Movable Type 3.35 USE THE OLLLYMPICS TO MOVITATE YOURE EPLOLYEES tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.152 2010-02-15T01:39:45Z 2010-02-15T01:43:33Z THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE... JIM THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE LOINS OF CROUSE WE ARENT ALLLOWED TO KILL POOR PREFORMERS LIKE WE USED TO TAHTS TOO BAD BUT YOU CAN ADD FUN TO THE OFFRICE BY MAKIG ERVYTHIG A COMPETUTITOIN FROR EXAPPLE WHO HAS THE HIHGEST SLALES FIGGERS HE WIN HE GET TO KEEP HIS JOB HMM WAHT WILL WE DO WITH THE LOOZERS HAHAHHAHAHAHHA From a JIMFan at SHRAK TANK tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.151 2010-01-27T12:48:07Z 2010-01-27T12:49:49Z Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don't, know why you must moan, You... JIM Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don't, know why you must moan, You aren't forced, To read all the posts that are below The main sto-ry! Now I must go back and do work It is so hard But I sit and dream all day Of being a bard! WYE THE ITTERNET IS AMAZZIG tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.150 2010-01-14T14:17:00Z 2010-01-14T14:27:54Z I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE... JIM I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE A MORE EFFFECTIVE MAGANER FROR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVVE TO GO TO THE STRORE OR THE DOKTOR ANY MORE ALLL I HAVE TGO DO IS REED MY EMAUIL AND ERVYTHIG I NEED IS RIHGT THERE ALL I HVAVE TO DO IS USE THE COPANY CRUDIT CRAD TO GET WAHTEVVER I WNAT FRIOR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVE TO GO TO THE DURGSTRORE TO GET VINAGRA OR STRERIODS THAY COME IN THE MAUIL AND IF I WNAT TO PUTT ON SOME WAIHGT THERE ARE A BNUCH OF PEEPLE OURT THERE WHO PROMISE TO MAKE ME BIGGGER AND IFF I WAS LOOKIG FROR A DATE HOOO BOY THERERE A LOT OF PALCES OUT THERE TAHT DO TAHT FROR YOU SO SHAVE TIME AND SHOOP THROOGH YOUR EMAUIL THAT GVIVE YOU THE FEERDOM TO WROK ON BEIG A BETTTER BOSS GERAT BIZNESS STARGETY tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.148 2009-12-20T15:42:25Z 2009-12-20T15:56:59Z JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE ABOSS TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB... JIM JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE ABOSS TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB TO SEE THE BIG PRICTURE SO LISSEN UP ERVYBDODY AND TRY TO LEARN SMOETHIG THE MSOT IMPOTANT THNIG ABUOT MAKIG DECCISOINS IS TO MAKE ONE AND STINCK WITH IT NO MATTTER WAHT FROR EXAPPLE ATV WROK-PALCE JIM THE BOSS HAS DECIDDED TAHT WE ARE A MICORSFOFT SHOP AND TAHT THE WAY IT IS DNOT EVEN TRY TO CHAGNE MY MIND ULNESS YOU WNAT TYO GET FRIRED I WASS OUT JGOGGIG WIHTH MY GEENYUS PORGAMMER ONE DAY AND HE SGUGGESTED WE BAN ERVYTHNIG BUT MICORSOFFT STUUF AT WROK-PALCE I DNOT EVEN KONW WAHT MICROSLOFT IS BUT HAY HE A GEENYUS SO I SED TAHT A GERAT IDEA AND I WOOD FRIRE ANYONE WHOO DINDT ARGUREE SO FRAR I HAVE RUN OOFF A DUZZEN IT PEEPLE WHO SAID TAHT MAKIG A COMMMITMENT LIKE TAHT WOOD HURT THE BIZNESS WAHT A BNUCH OF IDOOTS AND I HVAVE PUT MY POGARMMER FREND IN CHRAGE OF THE IT DEPRATMENT HERES TOO THE CONTI9NNUED SUCKSESS OF WROK-PALCE JIM THE BSOSS DIKSHUNARY UPDATE tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.147 2009-11-12T20:16:25Z 2009-12-21T20:01:54Z Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY: Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer "THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM" Secrets = secretes Mainframe = manfarme Expensive - expansive Warehouse = wharehouse Stop = stoop Differentiate = dfireferianferieate Laptop... JIM Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY: Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer "THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM" Secrets = secretes Mainframe = manfarme Expensive - expansive Warehouse = wharehouse Stop = stoop Differentiate = dfireferianferieate Laptop = lamptop Stove = Steve Shirt = shrit Group = grope Cold = clod Trickle down effect = tinckle dwon effect Song = snog Spoke = spooke Jeopardy = jepperday Typographical error = typyorogarpichal errer BlackBerry = Raspberry Fluent = flatulent Supervisors = suvpervipers Pot bellied stove = pot bellied Steve Practical = partical Marriage = mirage Wheelchairs = whalechares Signal = singal Door = odor A blathering idiot = ab lathering idiot Harriet = Harliot Memorial = mammorial Waterboarding = waterbroading Website = wesbite Browser = bowser Encrypt = encryapt Conversations = conservations Understand = undresstand Big shot = bag shot Minicomputer = minticopumter Golly = gully DHCP = DHPCP Insubordination = instabroadnation Caps lock = craps lock Stuck = struck Saudi Arabia = Soddy Arbababia Understanding = udderstaddig Hoarse = horse Hot toddy = hot teddy Smell = spell Aluminum = allullulululiminnium Holy = holly Betty = Batty Staff = staph Whole = hole Smallest = smellest Ample = apple Debby Boone = Debby Bone Serious = Sirius Voice = vice Air = hair Geek = Greek Edgar Rice Burroughs = Elgar Rice Borrows Board = broad Waldorf Astoria = Waldrof Hystoria Fridge = fiordge Vista = visa Spellchecker = sxplellvcheeker Switched = swatched Password = pisswrod Facebook = Facebroke Win-win = win-wine Win-win = wine-wind Boys = buoys Girls = grils Checkup = chuckup Bulletin board = builltin broad Okay = oaky Whether = weather Rattlesnake = rastklesnake Realistic = railistick White House = whitehourse Bill Clinton = Bile Cilnton Bulb = blub Wikipedia = Winkipedia Concealed = congealed Invisible = indivisible Beach ball = biatch balll Boss = boos Lovers = louvers Vacation = vacraption Power = pooer Shut = shat Stop = stoop Expect = expectrate Spanish = sapnish Exchange = sexcahnge Flash forward = falsh forward Roll = rowl Lotus = lostus Perfect = prefect Richard Milhous Nixon = Dichard Mulehuose Nexxon Enemy = enema Bing = Bung Google = Gaggle Stole = stoole Bambi = Babmbi LSD = DSL Important = impotant Canned = caned Porn = pron YouTube = youtub ALBERTA EISENSTIEN = Albert Einstein ADVICE ON FNIDIG A JOB tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.146 2009-09-25T12:13:05Z 2009-09-25T12:25:19Z RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB... JIM RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB YOUR PROBABBABLY ONE OF THOS HIPPY TORUBLEMAKKERS TAKE A BATHE TOO NOW DURESS UP IN A NICE SOOT AND HIT THE STRETEETS I WOOD TAKE THR FRIST JOB I COOD FNID AS SOOON AS YOU GET HRIRED GIT SOME DRIT ON YOUR BOSS IT WILLL BE EASY TAHT WAHT THE INTNERNET IS FROR THEN CNOFRONT HIM WITH THE EDIVENCE AND DEMAND A PRORMOTOIN IF HE FRIRE YOU NO BIG DAEL JUST REPEAT THE PORCESS LET ME KONW WEHN YOU REACH EXECRATIVE LEVEL AND WEEL DO LAUNCH OOOPS SORRY ABUOT NO NEWD PSOSTS tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.145 2009-08-20T18:03:44Z 2009-08-20T18:32:18Z WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF... JIM WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF HAHHAHHAJHJHAHAH WELL HERE TODASYS HGINT FROR BEIG A BATTER MAGANER DNOT GET EMOUTOINALLLY INVLOVED WITH YOUR EPLOYEES IT BETTER TO ASSSUME TAHT THEY ARE DIGSUSTIG TIME THEEVES WHO DNOT DO ANNYTHIG ALL DAY LONG AND WEHN THEY GTO HOME THERE POKKETS ARE FULL OF PENS PENICILS AND PAPPER CILPS MAYBEE YOU HAVE WROKERS WHO ARENT LIKE TAHT NOW BUT BUTT DNOT WRORRY THEY WILL TRUN INRTO CIRMINALS EVENAUTUALLY IF THAY DNOT THEN YOU ARENT DOIG YOUR JOOB IDOITS MORNONS AND IMBASSILES tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.144 2009-06-14T20:08:34Z 2009-06-14T20:16:41Z IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO... JIM IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO BE REMAINEDED TO BREETHE THE IDOOIT IS A PREFECT MATCH FROR JOBS THAT ARE JSUT DOIG THE SAM THNIG OVER AND OVER AGAIN FROR EXAPLE STACKIG BOXXES THE MRONON IS A LITTLE SMRATER THAT THE IDOOT HE BRAETHE ALL BY HIMSLEF YOU CAN TAIRN A MOROON TO RUN A COPUTRER I WUOLD RECOMMMEND AUTTOCAD LSATLY IS THE IMNEBECILE HE SMRATER THAT THE IDOIT BUIT DMUBER THAN THE MORNO MANY TMIES IMBESSILES MAKE FINE MAGANERS BECUASE A MANGER NEED TO BE SMRAT ENOUGH TO BRAETHE BUT IT TO HIS AVDANTAGE IF HE CANT FRIGGURE OUT HOW TO RUN A COPUTRER AFTRER ALL HE TOO IMPORATNT TO MESS WITH SUHCH THNIGS THAT WHAT MORONS ARE FOR STPUPID COMPUTRERS tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.143 2009-04-27T22:13:55Z 2009-04-27T22:22:53Z HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN... JIM HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN OH WELL JIM THE BSOSS IS SMRAT ENOGH TAT HE CAN ALWAYS CMOME UP WITH GENUIS REMRAKS TODAY HE WIRTE ABUOT THE WROLDS EASIEST WAY TO GET RICH PALY ON THE PGA TUOR I JSUT RED ABUOT SMOME GUY WHO PALYED GLOF AND WON OVER A MILLOIN BUCKS MAN IT TAKE ME A HOLE YAER TO MAKE THAT KNID OF MONEY THIS JERRTY KELLY GUY DIDD IT IN FUOR DAYS SO JIM THE BOSS IS GOIG TO YRAD SALES NEXT WEEK AND PICKIG UP A SET OF GOOLF CLUBS Heartiest congratulations to Jerry Kelly, and his caddy (and my nephew) Eric Meller, on a huge, huge weekend in New Orleans! :-D MRORE WISDUM FORM STEVE BLAMMER tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.142 2009-03-25T12:21:21Z 2009-03-25T12:45:33Z I CNOSIDER SETVE BLAMMER TO BE THE SNIGLE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD ABLERT EISENSTIEN COULD HAVE LAERNED FROM THIS MANN BLAMMER GAVVE A SPEECH TIHS WEEK AND HERE WAHT HE ASAID "Apple gained about one point [in global market... 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"Apple gained about one point [in global market share], but now I think the tide has really turned back the other direction. The economy is helpful. Paying an extra $500 for a computer in this environment -- same piece of hardware -- paying $500 more to get a logo on it? I think that's a more challenging proposition for the average person than it used to be."
YOU TELL EM SVETE OLNY AN IDOOIT WUOLD PAY TOO MUCH MNONEY FROR A COPUTRER ESPECAILLY ONE WITH APPLES ON IT]]> TAHT WHY I LOVE AND RSEPECT THIS BILLIANT MAN HE KONOW THAT PEEPLE DNOT WANT TO PAY FROR CARP WIDNOWS UBUTNU IS FREE I HAD MY SON ODRER ME A COPUTRER FORM TIGGER DIRECT AND HE PUT WIONDOOWS UBUTNU ON IT NOW IT RUN RAELLY FSAT AND IT OLNY COST THREE HUDNRED DOLLARS AND I CUOLDNT DO IT WITHUOT THE GRENOSITY OF STEEVE BLAMMER SO KEEP SPAREDIG THE WROD SETVE OLNY AN IDOIT WIOUOLD PAY FROR SOMETHIG YOU CAN GET FOR FEREE HLEPIG YOUR EMPOLYEESW DAEL WITH DOWNSZING tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.141 2009-03-11T13:23:40Z 2009-03-11T13:32:06Z DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS... JIM DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS SUBRODINATES AND TRIES TO HLPE THEM COPE SO THE NXET TIME YOU GVIVE SMOMBODY THE AX I HVAVE TWO WRODS FOR YOU SLCUMDOG MILLAOINAIRE TAHT MOVIE WAS ABOUT SMOME GUY FROM INDIANA WHO ATE RATS AND DOGS AND EDNED UP WINNIG A MILLION DOLLARS ON JEPPERDY SIO TELL YOUR LAIDOFF WROKERS THYAT ALL THEY HVAVE TO DO IS FLY TO HOMLLYWOOD AND GET ON A GAME SHOW MAYBE THE NEXT BIG OCSAR WINNIG MOVIE WILL BE ABUOT THEM WINNIG IT AT LEST MAKE A DEAL THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.140 2009-03-05T20:23:45Z 2009-03-05T20:25:11Z FORM SHRAK TANK: Good work, Jim. To recognize you I want to share the list of "Jim-isms" that I have been maintaining: work = wrok place = palce workplace = wrok palce program = pogram monotonous = monogamous third degree... JIM FORM SHRAK TANK: Good work, Jim. To recognize you I want to share the list of "Jim-isms" that I have been maintaining: work = wrok place = palce workplace = wrok palce program = pogram monotonous = monogamous third degree = thurd degree moron = morno moron = moroon Morons = mormonos crap = carp "Hairy Truman said the Buick stops here" incompetence = incontinence office = orifice idiot = idoit fired = fried auditor = audiotor India = Indiana "customer support in Indiana" Indians = Indianans Hoosiers = Hosiers first = frist "Stinking outside the box." Saved = shaved Spam = spasm Keyboard = keybroad Wrapped = warped Email = emauil Electricity = eclectircity Minutes = minuets Run = ruin (“ruin a department”) Typewriter = tripewriter Puerto Rico = Portal Rico Bars = bras Cubicle - cubuncle Type = tripe Thinking = thicking Educating = eraducating Absolutely = obsoletely Cockroach = crockroach Lebanese = lesbanese Mouse = mousse Message = massage Tornado = toronado Band-aid = bad-aid Peking = Pueking Late = latte Good = God Deposits = desposits Lots = lost Executive = execrative Sledge hammer = sludge hammer Comments = comets White-out = wheiat-out "Unix secrurty gaurds can keep there mnind on there wrok" Scumbag = scambug Memorize = mammerize Stupid = stooped Reboots = roboots Morse code = morose code Carpet = crapet Sneaker = snaker Wrapped = warped Butt = butte Busy = buzzy Motherboard = mortarbroad Standards = satandrads Paste (as in "cut and paste") = gloo Social Security = Socialist Security British = Bruitish Worms = wroms Commendation = condemnation Hamburgers = hamboogers Lame = lamme Best = beast Framed = farmed Mad Hatter = mud hater Harassed = herassed Blow = bowl Dress = duress Executive bathroom = execrative bathrmoo Progressive = porkressive Union = onion Cache = cash Router = rooter Hell = hall Switches = swatches Obvious = oblivious Network = newtrock Anarchy = antarky Genitals = generals Syphilis = Sisyphus Doggone = Godgone Iron ore = irony ore Reminders = ramainders Dismiss = smisdiss SOB = Superme Overlard Boss Osama Bin Laden = Omaha Bin Louden Loud = lewd Obvious = oblivious out of the box thinking = out of the blox thicking Dilemma = dilenema Breakroom = barakroom Tubes = tubas Dignity = dingity Badly = baldly Dots and dashes = dots and dishes Ran = rain Spot = spout Whine = wine Great = grate Bob = boob Education = erducatution College = collage "Selling real estate" = "smellig rael esteat" Consultant = coslutant Stop = stomp Password = passwrod Mission statement = emission statement KEEPIG YOUR EMPOLOYEES INTERESTEED IN IMPORVING tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.139 2009-03-01T20:24:37Z 2009-03-01T20:35:40Z A BOSS HAS MANNY CHALLANGES ONE OF THEM IS KEEPING YOUR EPOLYEES INTRESTED IN IMPORVIG THEMSLEVES SOMETIMES IF SMOMENONE WROK FOR YOU FOR MANY YAERS HE CAMN GET COPLMACENT TIHS CAN HAPPEN IF HE FEEL LIKE HE BEEN THEER SO... JIM A BOSS HAS MANNY CHALLANGES ONE OF THEM IS KEEPING YOUR EPOLYEES INTRESTED IN IMPORVIG THEMSLEVES SOMETIMES IF SMOMENONE WROK FOR YOU FOR MANY YAERS HE CAMN GET COPLMACENT TIHS CAN HAPPEN IF HE FEEL LIKE HE BEEN THEER SO LONG THAT HE WILL AWLAYS HAVE A JOB AND CANT BE FRIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THAT FUNNY AT WROK-PALCE ANYBDODY CAN BE FIRRED AND THEY ALL KNOW IT BUT WAHT IF THINGS ARENT LIKE TAHT WHERE YOU ARE THE BOISS WELL IT TIME TO GO HRIRE A FEW EXCAPED CNOVICTS IF YOUR LUCKY ENUOGH TO LIVE CLOSE TO A PRISON THEN ERVY NOW AND THEN SMOMEONE WILL GET LOOSE AND IF THEY DO AND YOU CAN HIRE THEM YOU HVAVE THE PERFECT MOVITATED EPLOYEE AFTRER ALL IF A EXCAPED CONVCIT MESS UP THEY KNOW YOULL BE SENDIG THEM BACK TO THE BAG HOUSE AZND THERE WILLIGNESS TO WROK HARD FRO LOW PAY WILL HAVE A CONTAGEOUS EFFECT ON THE OTHER WROKERS SOON YOUR WHALE CREW WILL BE SHOWING UP FROR WROK EARLY AND STAYIG LATE SO IF YOUR BUSINESS ISNT CLOOSE TO A PRISON CONSIDER RELOCACTING GERAT LAEDERS WE CAN EMSULATE JERRY JNOES tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.138 2009-02-01T16:09:39Z 2009-02-01T16:20:25Z A SCUSSESSFUKL MAGANER SHUIOLD ALWAYS LOOK TO THE EXAPLES OF GREATE LAEDERS I HVAVE SPOOKEN HERE ABOUT SOME TURLY GRATE LEADERS ICNLUDIG STEVE BLAMMER HANGK STAINBRENNER AND TONNY SORPANO TODAY WE ADD ANTOTHER NAME TO THAT LITST OF IMMORALS DULLAS... JIM A SCUSSESSFUKL MAGANER SHUIOLD ALWAYS LOOK TO THE EXAPLES OF GREATE LAEDERS I HVAVE SPOOKEN HERE ABOUT SOME TURLY GRATE LEADERS ICNLUDIG STEVE BLAMMER HANGK STAINBRENNER AND TONNY SORPANO TODAY WE ADD ANTOTHER NAME TO THAT LITST OF IMMORALS DULLAS CWOBOY OWNER JERRKY JONES LET ME SAY UP FORNT THAT I DNOT KONW TOO MUCH ABUOT COWBOYYS THE OLNY CWOBOY MOOVIE I EVER SEEN WAS BORKEBACK MOUNTIN BUT I KNOW A GARTE LADER WHEN I SEE HEIM OTEHR FOOTBALL ONWERS ARE ISLOTATED FORM THE TEAM SITTIG IN A NICE WRAM LUXORY BOX SMOMEWHERE NOT JRERY JONES HE DWON THERE ON THE FEELD YELLIG AT THE PALYERS AND THE COACH NOW TAHT JIM THE BOSSES IDEA OF LUDDERSHIP ASLO JRERRY JONES TKAE CAHNCES OF PALYERS OTHER TAEMS WHONT TOUCH GUY WHO HVAVE BEEN ARRESTED OR GUYS LIKE TERDELL OWNES WHO HVAVE CAUSED THERE FEROMER TEAMS TO IPMLODE WITH THERE MOUTH TAHT WHY WEHN MICAHEL VICKS GET OUT OF PIRSON THE FRIST PRESON HE GOIG TO CALL IS JERRRY JONES SO HERE TO JERRY JNOES THE PORUD OWNER OF THE DALLIES COWBOYS WHO ARE PALYIG INB THBE SUPPER BOWL TONIHGT JIM STRATS OFF THE NEW YAER RIHGT tag:jimisboss.com,2009:/mt//1.137 2009-01-17T16:44:41Z 2009-01-17T16:52:50Z OKAY ERVYONE IT TIME TO GET TO WROK YAEH I KNOW MANY OF YOU HVAVE LOST YOUR JBOBS WELL THRERE OLNY ONE THING TO DO KISS UP TO JMIM THE BOOS AND SEE IF HE WILL PUT YOU TO WROK... JIM OKAY ERVYONE IT TIME TO GET TO WROK YAEH I KNOW MANY OF YOU HVAVE LOST YOUR JBOBS WELL THRERE OLNY ONE THING TO DO KISS UP TO JMIM THE BOOS AND SEE IF HE WILL PUT YOU TO WROK OF CUORSE THERE OLNY ONE JIM THE BIOSS BUT ILL BET YOUR TWON HAVE ITS OWN VRESOIN OF A GENUIS MAGANER WHO RUN A VRERY SUCKSESSFUILL COPANY SO DONT JUST SIT ON YUOR UNEPLOMYED REAR END GO SHEOVEL SOPME SNOW OFF HIS DUIRVEWAY TAHT RIGHYT THERE MAY NOPT BE ANY JOOBS ION THE PAPPER BUT TAHT DOBNT MEAN YOU CNAT DEMOSTIRATE HOW EAGER YOU ARE TO WROK A VERY WISE MAN I ONCE IVNETRVIEWD WITH FROR A JOB TLOD ME THE WROKDAY STRATED AT 7:300 BUT HE EXPECTED ME TO BE ONSITE CLAEING UP ON MY OWN TMIME A HALF HUOR BVEFRORE THAT I DINT DO THAT OF CROUSE JIM THE BOSS NOT AN IDOIT BUT I NEVBER FROGOT THAT AND WHNEN I BECMAME THE BOSS I TLOD MY OPWN HIRRES THE SAME THIG SMOME LEFT BUT THE ONSES THAT STYAYED I KENW WOULD BE EASSY TO MNAGE SO IF YOU WANT TO WROK FROR ME YOU BETTER SHOW ME WAHT YOU CAN DO WITHUOT GETTIG PAID