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   <title>JIM IS BOSS</title>
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   <updated>2008-11-16T15:26:17Z</updated>
   <subtitle>HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E.</subtitle>
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   <title>OFFRICE TOYS FROR THE EXECRATIVE</title>
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   <published>2008-11-16T15:17:50Z</published>
   <updated>2008-11-16T15:26:17Z</updated>
   
   <summary>EVRY BOSS NEED A FEW GAGDETS TO HLEP HIM DAEL WITH ALL THE IDOITS THAT RUN AROUND THE WROKPLACE AFTRER ALL YOU CANT FRIRE EVERYBDOY AND LEST FACE IT SMOME OF THE MORRONS ARE OVRER YOU SO YEKLLIG AND KICKIG...</summary>
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      EVRY BOSS NEED A FEW GAGDETS TO HLEP HIM DAEL WITH ALL THE IDOITS THAT RUN AROUND THE WROKPLACE 

AFTRER ALL YOU CANT FRIRE EVERYBDOY

AND LEST FACE IT SMOME OF THE MORRONS ARE OVRER YOU

SO YEKLLIG AND KICKIG ARE NOT OPTOINS

THAT WGHERE A BOSS BNEED SOME EXECRRATIVE TOYS TO HLEP HIM COPE AND KEEP HIS SHRAP FOCUS
      ONE OF THE ASSENTAIL TOYS YOU NEED IS A FURSTRATOIN BALL IT A BALL MADE OF FOOM RUBBER THAT YOU CAN SKWEEZE WHEN YOU ARE MAD AT SMOEONE

ANTHOTHER IS THE FAKE HAND GERNADE

I HVAVE ONE THAT MY SONE GAVE ME AND WOW IT REALLY LOOK RAEL

IT MADE OF MENTAL AND HVAVE A REAL PIN THAT YOU CAN PLULL OUT

THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOUR WHINIG EPLOYEES IS IN YOUR OFFICE COPLAINIG ABUOT SOMETHIG SATUPID PLULL THE PIN ON YOUR FAKE HAND GRENADDE AND ROLL IT TO THEM

WHEN THEY RUN OUT SCREAMIG YOU CAN SHUT THE DROOR AND GET SOME WROK DONE
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<entry>
   <title>MAGANIG A GREEN OFFROICE</title>
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   <published>2008-11-12T14:05:04Z</published>
   <updated>2008-11-12T14:14:41Z</updated>
   
   <summary>WOW EVERYBDOY IS GOIG GEREN THESE DAYS WAHT OIS THIS CARP ANYWAY WROK-PALCE HAS ALWAYS BEEEN GREEN AS FRA AS I CAN TELL GREEN MEAN SAVIG MONEY RIGHT AND NOT USIG TO MUCH EGNERNGY WEL THAT ALWAYS BEEN MY POLICTY...</summary>
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      WOW EVERYBDOY IS GOIG GEREN THESE DAYS

WAHT OIS THIS CARP ANYWAY

WROK-PALCE HAS ALWAYS BEEEN GREEN AS FRA AS I CAN TELL

GREEN MEAN SAVIG MONEY RIGHT AND NOT USIG TO MUCH EGNERNGY

WEL THAT ALWAYS BEEN MY POLICTY
      FROR EXAPLE TAKE STAPPLES

THEY ARE VREY EXPANSIVE WAHT DO YOU THINCK SPATLES JUST GROW ON TEREES

SO THE RULE AT WROK-PALCE IS DNOT USE A STAPLE UNLESS THERE IS NO ALTRENATERNATIVE

MY SCRETRETYAY SENT ME A MOMEO LAST WEEK THAT HAD TWO STAPLES IN IT

TWO STAPLES CAN TYOU BLIEVE THAT 

SO IF ANYDBODY WHO DONT GIVE A CARP ABUOT SAVIG OFFROICE SUPLIES NEED A SCRERTRARY MY MOM IS LOOKIG FROR A JOB NOW
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<entry>
   <title>OPEN SORES SFOFTWARE</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2008:/mt//1.130</id>
   
   <published>2008-10-26T16:59:21Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-26T17:19:36Z</updated>
   
   <summary>THERE IS TYHIS LOUD MOUTH TORUBLEMAKER ON OUR IT DEPTARTMENT WHO KEEP TLAKIG ABOUT HOW GERAT OPEN SRORES SOTFWARE IS MY GENYOUS POGRAMMER HAS SGHOWN ME THAT BWE WILL SHAVE MONEY BY OLNY BUYIG MICORSFOT STUFF BUT THEIS SMRATALEKC DVELOPER...</summary>
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      THERE IS TYHIS LOUD MOUTH TORUBLEMAKER ON OUR IT DEPTARTMENT WHO KEEP TLAKIG ABOUT HOW GERAT OPEN SRORES SOTFWARE IS

MY GENYOUS POGRAMMER HAS SGHOWN ME THAT BWE WILL SHAVE MONEY BY OLNY BUYIG MICORSFOT STUFF

BUT THEIS SMRATALEKC DVELOPER KEEP BRINIG UP HOW MUCH MONEY HE IS SAVIG WROK-PALCE BY USIG OPEN SROUCE STUFF

WHAT IS A BOSS TO DO
      WELL I CLALLED THIS CLOWNE IN WITH HIS BOSS AND SAT THEM DOWN AND AKSED THEM WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABUOT

THE BOSS WAS SCRARED BUT THE IT GUY JSUT SAT THRER SMILIG

I TLOD HIM BY GOLLY WE WRERE A MICROTOF SHOP AND HED BETTER STRAT USIG MICORSOFFT STUFF TO DO HIS IT STUFF

HE SHOWED ME A CHRAT OF HOW MUCH EACH IT PRESON SPERNT ON LISENSSING LAST YEAR

THEN HE SHOWED ME HOW MUCH HE SPENT

HE DINT SPEND ANYTHIG

JIM VERY COFUSSED NOW
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<entry>
   <title>LOOKIG BUSSY</title>
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   <published>2008-10-20T23:27:38Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-20T23:33:30Z</updated>
   
   <summary>ALL GERAT BOSSES HAVE ONETHIG IN COMMON THEY ALL LOOK BUSSY EVNEEN IF THERE NOT HAHAHHAHAHAH BUT SEROUSLY IT IPORTANT FROR A BOSS TO LOOK BUSTY AT ALL TIMES AFTRER ALL YOU DNOT WANT YOUR MAGANER TO THINCK THAT YOU...</summary>
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      ALL GERAT BOSSES HAVE ONETHIG IN COMMON

THEY ALL LOOK BUSSY EVNEEN IF THERE NOT HAHAHHAHAHAH

BUT SEROUSLY IT IPORTANT FROR A BOSS TO LOOK BUSTY AT ALL TIMES 

AFTRER ALL YOU DNOT WANT YOUR MAGANER TO THINCK THAT YOU DNOT HAVE ENOUGH WROK TO DO

AND IT IPORTRTANT FOR REGLULAR EPLOYEES TOO

HOW ARE YOU GOIG TO GET PERMOTED IF YOUR BSOSS DOESNT THINK YOUR WROKING ALL THE TIME
      SO HERE JIMS AVDICE ABOUT HOW TO LOOK BUSY

WLAK AROUND LIKE YOUR INA HURRY

THAT ALL THERE IS TO IT

JIM ONCE KNEW A GUY WHO STAYAED DRUNK ON THE JOB FROR FTIFTEEN YEARS

HE LASTED THAT LONG BECUASE HE ALWAYS IN A HURRY

NOT OLNY THAT BUT HE MOVED TO FAST FROR ANYONE TO SMELL HIS BERATH HAHHAHAHA

SO KEEP MOVIG FAST AND YOU WILL LOOK BUSSY TOO
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   <title>ASK JIM WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE SOTOCK MRAKET CRASHES</title>
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   <published>2008-10-12T12:34:28Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-12T13:10:27Z</updated>
   
   <summary>A READER WHO HAS A VERY SATRNGE NAME HAS A QEUSTOUIN FROR JIM ORAGNEDUCK ASK HEY JIM I RESEPCT YOUR INTLEIGNECE SO I WNAT TO KONW WHAT SHUOLD I DO TO WAETEHER OUT THE STOOK MRAKET CARSH HERE MY ADVICE...</summary>
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      A READER WHO HAS A VERY SATRNGE NAME HAS A QEUSTOUIN FROR JIM

ORAGNEDUCK ASK HEY JIM I RESEPCT YOUR INTLEIGNECE SO I WNAT TO KONW WHAT SHUOLD I DO TO WAETEHER OUT THE STOOK MRAKET CARSH

HERE MY ADVICE ORAGNEDUCK

STOP EATIG FOR A WHILE

MY GEUSS IS YOU CAL,L YUORSLEF ORANEDUCK BECASUE YOU LIKE EATIG LOTS OF DUCK ALA ORAANGE

EITHRER THAT OR MAYBE YOU ARE BIG HIARY AND ORAGNE LIKE THOSE MPONKEYS
      AND THE LSAT TIME I CHJECKED MOKNEYS WERE AMINALS THAT LIVED AT THE ZOO AND DINDT HAVE TO WORYY ABOUT STUFF L;IKE WROLD FINACAIL MRAKETS

HAAHAAH JIM JKUST KIDDIG

HERE WHAT YOU DO BUY LOW AND SELL HIHG

REMEBER IF YOU HVAVE A QEUSTOIN SEND IT TO JIMTHEBOSS AT GMAIL.COM


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<entry>
   <title>GOIG BACK TPO WROK AFTER TAKIG TIME OFF</title>
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   <id>tag:jimisboss.com,2008:/mt//1.127</id>
   
   <published>2008-10-05T11:57:57Z</published>
   <updated>2008-10-05T12:05:52Z</updated>
   
   <summary>SOMETIMERS EVEN THE BOS HAS TO TAKE SMOME TOIME AWAY FROM WORK IT CANT BE TOO MUCH TIME BACUASE THE PLACE WILL FALL APRART IF THE BOSS ANIT THERE BUT EVEN SO A WQEEK OFF HERE AND THERE WIL,L CLAER...</summary>
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      SOMETIMERS EVEN THE BOS HAS TO TAKE SMOME TOIME AWAY FROM WORK

IT CANT BE TOO MUCH TIME BACUASE THE PLACE WILL FALL APRART IF THE BOSS ANIT THERE

BUT EVEN SO A WQEEK OFF HERE AND THERE WIL,L CLAER YOUR SNIUISES AND GIVE YOU A NEW PRESPECTIVE ON LIFE

BUT THE REALLY BAD PART ABOUYT THAKIG A WEEK OFF IS HAVIG TO PICK UP THE PEECES AT WROK-PALCE

SO TO KEEP MY SAITNTY I LIKE TO PLAY A LITTLE GMAME CALLED JEPHTHA
      JEPHTHA IS LIKE THIS 

THE FRIST PRESON YOU SEE WHEN YOU GET BACK IN THE OFFRICE GET FRIRED

HAHAHAHAH SOUND LIKE FUN DNOT IT

IT NAMED AFTRER A GUY IN THE BIBBLE NAMED JEPHTHA

HE ENDED UP HVAVIG TO FRIERE HIS OWN DAGHUTER

HE DINT LIKE THE GAME SO MUCH

BUT TRUST JIM YOU WILL 
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   <title>UH OH JIM HAVIG COPUTRER PORBLEMS</title>
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   <published>2008-09-25T15:55:50Z</published>
   <updated>2008-09-25T16:30:51Z</updated>
   
   <summary>SMOMEBDODY AT WROK TOLD ME THAT THE OLYMPIACS ARE ON IN FCAT THEY EVEN HAVE THERE OWN WEBSITE BUT WHEN I WENT THERE AND TIRED TO WATCH A MOOVIE IT SAID I NEEDED SMOMETHIG CALLED MICORSOFT SLIVERLIGHT SO I PUSH...</summary>
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      SMOMEBDODY AT WROK TOLD ME THAT THE OLYMPIACS ARE ON IN FCAT THEY EVEN HAVE THERE OWN WEBSITE

BUT WHEN I WENT THERE AND TIRED TO WATCH A MOOVIE IT SAID I NEEDED SMOMETHIG CALLED MICORSOFT SLIVERLIGHT

SO I PUSH THE BUTTON TO ISNTALL IT AND IT SAY IT WONT WROK ON WIDNOWS UBUNTU

WHAT IS THIS SILLYVERLIGHT AND WHY WNOT IT WROK ON MY COPUTRER

SO IA ASK MY FIEND THE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD SETVE BLAMMER

HERE WHAT HE HVAVE TO SAY
      <![CDATA[<blockquote>“Microsoft is committed to supporting new business models on the Internet, and has an exciting — and growing — portfolio of Web technologies that is helping to catalyze the growth of Web innovation,” said Ballmer. “This is an incredible time for developers, designers, advertisers, marketers and consumers to plug into and take advantage of the opportunities to experience and grow businesses on the Web.”</blockquote>

WELL SETVE THAT ALL GOOD AND FINE BUT THAT DNOT ASNWER MY QEUSTOIN WHY SHRIVELIGHT DONT WROK ON WIDNOWS UBUTNU

STEVE YOU ARE ME HEERO AND THE GERATEST BOSS IN THE WROLD BUT WITH ALL DUE REPSECT YOU NEED TO FIX THIS IF YOU WANT POPLE TO USE IT

SO I GEUISS I CANT WATCH THE OLMPICS AFTER ALL HEY IF ANYTHIG BIG HAPPEN SMOMENOE LET ME KNOW OKAY]]>
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   <title>ASK JIM WHY DOESNT MY BOSS LIKE ME</title>
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   <published>2008-09-21T20:41:20Z</published>
   <updated>2008-09-21T20:52:53Z</updated>
   
   <summary>RAEDER ROBERT ASK JIM HEY JMIM I BNED OVRERE BACKWRADS TO PLEASE MY BOSS I AGREE WUITH EVRYTHING HE SAY EVEN THE SATUPID STUFF AND I GVIVE HIM THE GOODS ON WHAT POPEL ARE SAYIG IN THE BARAKROOM YET HE...</summary>
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      RAEDER ROBERT ASK JIM HEY JMIM I BNED OVRERE BACKWRADS TO PLEASE MY BOSS I AGREE WUITH EVRYTHING HE SAY EVEN THE SATUPID STUFF AND I GVIVE HIM THE GOODS ON WHAT POPEL ARE SAYIG IN THE BARAKROOM YET HE STILL TRAET ME WITH CONTMPT WHAT AM I DOIG WORNG

WOW RUPERT I THINCK YOU SHUOLD QUIT AND GO TO WROK FROR ME I CUOLD ALWAYS USE A BUTTE KISSER LIKE YOU AHAHAHAAHAH

BUT BACK TO YOUR QEUSTION WHAT YOU HVAVE TO RAELIZE IS YOUR BOSS DOESNT DISLIKE YOU.

HE HATE YOU
      THE P[ORBLEM IS THAT YES YOU ARE DOIG HIM A SREVOICE BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HE HAS TO LIKE IT

HERE WHAT I WUOLD SGUSSET YOU DO TO MAKE YOUR BOSS LIKE YOU

COME IN AND WROK FOR FREE ON WEEKENDS

ASK YOUR BOSS IF YOU CAN HVAVE A PICTURE OF HIM TO KEEP ON YOUR DESK

WASH AND WAX HIS CAR

DO ALL OF THAT AND YUOR BOSS WONT OLNY LIKE  YOU HE WILL REPSECT YOU AS A MAN

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAH
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   <title>ASK JIM WHAGT IS A GOOD CAREER FOR MY KDID</title>
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   <published>2008-09-14T21:56:17Z</published>
   <updated>2008-09-14T22:10:09Z</updated>
   
   <summary>READERR RUPPERT ASK JIM MY KDI IS STRATIG HIGH SKOOL WHAT IS A GOOD CAREER FROR HIM TO THINCK ABUOT THAT QEUSTOIN NOT AS SATUPID AS IT SOUND ROGER SO JIM GOIG TO ANSSER IT FROR YOU TELL YOUR KID...</summary>
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      READERR RUPPERT ASK JIM MY KDI IS STRATIG HIGH SKOOL WHAT IS A GOOD CAREER FROR HIM TO THINCK ABUOT

THAT QEUSTOIN NOT AS SATUPID AS IT SOUND ROGER SO JIM GOIG TO ANSSER IT FROR YOU

TELL YOUR KID WE NEED MORE WRAREHUOSE WROKERS AT WROK-PALCE

SO HE NEED TO GO TO SKOOL UNTIL THE STATE TELL HIM HE CAN STOP THEN HE NEED TO QUIT

THEN COME DWOMN TO WROK-PALCES HIRIG CENTRER AND PUT IN HIS APPILCATION
      IF HE GO TO WROK FROR US HERE WHAT HE WILL HAVE

FOUR PADE HOLDIDAYS PER 7YEAR

TIME AND A HLAF IF HE WROK OVERER 40 HOURS BUT HE BETTERER NOT OR WELL FRIRE HIM

HAEKLTH INSURANCE AFTRER THREE YAERS

IF HE TRY TO USE THE HAELTH INSRURANCE AND THEY CANCLE IT WELL HLEP HIM FIND HIS OWN HAELTH INSORANCE

AFTRER FRORTY YEARS HELL GET A NICE WIRSTWATCH

SO TELL JUNOIR TO CALL JIM DRIRECTLY IF HE FAIL THE DURG TEST ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABUOTY GETTIG HIM WHAREHOUSE JOB ANYWAY
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   <title>WHAT UP WITH GOOGLE AND THEIR NEW BOWSER</title>
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   <published>2008-09-03T17:29:25Z</published>
   <updated>2008-09-03T17:43:54Z</updated>
   
   <summary>POOR GOGGLE THEY ARE SO DESPRATERE BECUASE THE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD STEVE BLAMMER HAS DECARLED WAR ON THEM IN CASE YOU MISSSED IT HERE WAHT MR BLAMMER HAD TO SAY At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[POOR GOGGLE

THEY ARE SO DESPRATERE BECUASE THE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD STEVE BLAMMER HAS DECARLED WAR ON THEM

IN CASE YOU MISSSED IT HERE WAHT MR BLAMMER HAD TO SAY
<em><blockquote>
At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "****ing Eric Schmidt is a ****ing *****. I'm going to ****ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to ****ing kill Google." .... </blockquote></em>

WELL THAT MSUT HAVE SCRARERED GOOGLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE GNONE AND DOME SMOMETHIG SATUPID

THEY HVAVE RELASED A NEW BROOWSER THAT IS SUPPODSED TO COMPETE WITH WIDNOWS]]>
      HOHO GOOGLE HVAVENT YO7U LREANERD NOT TO MESS WITH MISTER BALLMORE

THE NEW SFOTWRARE IS SUPOSED TO RUN STRUFF FORM THE WEB IN A SPECAIL LITTEL PLACE SO IT CNANT BARAK YOUR COPUTRER

WHAT A BNUICH OF IDOITS DNOT THEY KOWN THAT NOTHIG CAN STOOP WIDNOWS FORM BREAKIG

WINDOWS HAS TO BRAKE SO YTOU CAN UPGARDE TO THE NEXT VRESION AND PUT MORE MONEY INTO THE ECNOMY

I UDNUERSTAND THIS AND SO DOESO SEVE BMALLER

WHEN IS GOOIOGLE GOIG TO GET IT
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   <title>ASK JIM WHAT CAN I DO TO KEEP WROK FROM EATIG UP MY LIFFE</title>
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   <published>2008-08-24T18:49:22Z</published>
   <updated>2008-08-24T19:04:57Z</updated>
   
   <summary>A RAERDER WHO ASK TO RAMEAIN AMONINMOUNOUSMYS BUT WHO IS CALL TJ20008 ASK JIM HWOW CAN I GET MRORE FREE TIME I WUOKLD LIKE TO WRITTE A BOLG LIKE YOU BUT IM TOO BIZZY WROKIG 600 HUORS A WEEK WHAT...</summary>
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      A RAERDER WHO ASK TO RAMEAIN AMONINMOUNOUSMYS BUT WHO IS CALL TJ20008 ASK JIM HWOW CAN I GET MRORE FREE TIME I WUOKLD  LIKE TO WRITTE A BOLG LIKE YOU BUT IM TOO BIZZY WROKIG 600 HUORS A WEEK WHAT DO I DO

THANKS FROR THAT QEUISTOIN I NOW HAVE THE ASNWER TO MY QEUSION I WHO IS THE BIGGEST LOOSER IN THE WROLD HAHAAAH

BUT I GEUSS YOUR SERIOUS OTHRERWISE YOU WUOLDNT HAVE AKSED JIM SO HERE GOES

WHAT DI YOU DO WEAHN YOUR NOT AT WROK I MEANE 60 HROURS ALLAOW FROR LOST OF FREE TIME AFTRER ALL THERE 1668 HOURS IN A WEEK SO WHAT YOU DO W8ITH THE OTHRER 108

MY GESUSS IS YOU WATES TOO MUCH TIME WATCHIG STAR TERK ON TLEVISION
      YOU HAVE TO UDNERSTAND THAT THERE MORE TO LIFE THAN DRESSIG UP LIKE MR. SOPOCK AND SHOOTIG YOUR PHASER GUN NAT NEHGHBORHOOD CATS 

THERE ARE RAEL GRIRLS OUT THERE SO TAKE DWON YOUR LIEUTENANT UHOORA PSOOTERS

YOU PROBABBLY HAVE GIRLS AT YOUR WROK-PALOCE HAVEV TYOU EVRER TLAKED TO THEM

YOU MIHGT EVEN HAVE TIME TO WITRE A BLOOG

BUT TAKE MY AVDICE THERE ALRAEDY TYOO MANY STRAR TREK WESBITES OUYT THERE SO WIRTE ABOOT SMOMETHIG ELSE YOU KONW ABOUT

LAIKE MAYBE LIVIG AT HIOME WEHN YOUR 255 YARES OLD HAAHAHAHAH
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<entry>
   <title>DOIG BUZINESS WROLD WIDE</title>
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   <published>2008-08-17T20:02:50Z</published>
   <updated>2008-08-17T20:14:57Z</updated>
   
   <summary>IF YOU ARE A SUCKSESSFUL BIZNESS ENTREPRENEUR THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH POEPLE ALL OVRER THE WROLD SOME OF THEASE JREKS DONT BHAVE THE COMMON CUOTRESY TO SPEAK AMRERICAN BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR CLASS AND MATURATY...</summary>
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      IF YOU ARE A SUCKSESSFUL BIZNESS ENTREPRENEUR THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH POEPLE ALL OVRER THE WROLD

SOME OF THEASE JREKS DONT BHAVE THE COMMON CUOTRESY TO SPEAK AMRERICAN

BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR CLASS AND MATURATY AND REACH OUT TO SPEAK TO THEM ON THERE OWN TREMS

MANY LANGUAGES ARE EASY IF YOU JSUT SPOEAK AMERICAN SLOWLY AND LOUDLY THAT ALL IT TAKE TO GET THEMN TO UDNERSTAND YOU

BUT THE BRUITISH ARE A DIFFEREMNT MATTER ENTRUIRELY
      <![CDATA[JIM HAS BEEN SPEENDING SOME TIME AT A BIRTISH WESBITE CALLED <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk" target="top">THE RESISTER</a> AND I HAVEV BEEN TRYIG TO SHRARE MY VAST BILLIANCE WITH THEM AND THEY JUST DONT SEEM TO UDNERSTAND ME

FROR EXAPLE LOOK AT <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/15/bofh_2008_episode_28/comments/" target="top">THIS ATRICLE</a> THAT I COMMETED ON LSAT FIRDAY I AM JSUT TRYIG TO INJEST A LITTLE INTLEIGENCE INTO THE CONVAIRSATION AND THESE4 WEERD LIMEYS STRAT ATTACKIG MY AMRERICAIN EGGLISH

BUT YOU KOWN WHAT THEIS IS WHERE AND EFFECTIVE BUSSINESMAN JUST HAVE TO TRUN THE OTTER CHEEK AND SHOW SOME CLALSS REMEREBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU HVAVE TO DALE WITH COMPLETE SATUIPID IDOITS]]>
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   <title>HITTIG THE BROAD</title>
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   <published>2008-08-10T21:22:48Z</published>
   <updated>2008-08-10T21:35:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary>AHHH TIME TO HIT THE RAOD EVRTY NOW AND THEN WROK-PALCE WANT TO SEND ME AND SMOME OF THE OTHRER EXECRATIVES OUT OF TWON THIS CAN BE SO WE CAN HAVE MMETINGS OR MAYBE SO WE CAN GET TRAINIG THAT...</summary>
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      <name>JIM</name>
      
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      AHHH TIME TO HIT THE RAOD

EVRTY NOW AND THEN WROK-PALCE WANT TO SEND ME AND SMOME OF THE OTHRER EXECRATIVES OUT OF TWON

THIS CAN BE SO WE CAN HAVE MMETINGS OR MAYBE SO WE CAN GET TRAINIG

THAT HOW JIM KLEARNED ALL ABUOIT KEPNEEP-TRGOO AND LAEN SIX SMIGMA

AND SOMOTEIMES A BOSS CAN FNIAGLE SOME TRAINIG THAT IS PARTICLURLY BENEFICAIL

IM TALKING ABOUT BUSINESS TRAINIG IN HAWAYII
      <![CDATA[THAT RIGHT EVRE5R NOW AND THEN MY BOSS TELL JIM IT TIME FROR HIM TPO GET SOME TRAINIG

WHAT THET TRAINIG IS AND WHERE IT IS UP TO JIM

HEEHEEHHEEHEH

SO I GET OIN THE OINTERWEB AND FNIND <a href="http://www.findaseminar.com/GENERAL-MANAGEMENT-Training/Conflict-Management-Skills-for-Women-Seminar-by-SkillPath-Seminars/2602.html?filter=ON&city=HONOLULU&state=HI">THIS TRAINIG COURSE</a> IT A REAL BRAGAIN ONLY 999 DOLARS

IT PREFECT TOO IT TELL JIM HOW TO MANGE WOMMEN EPLOYEES

SO USE YOUR IMAGNINATOIN WHEN IT COME TO GETTIG TRAININC]]>
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<entry>
   <title>ASK JIM WHAT IS BETEER KNOWLEDGE OR SUCTOIN</title>
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   <published>2008-08-04T04:49:49Z</published>
   <updated>2008-08-04T04:58:08Z</updated>
   
   <summary>READER BILL H ASK JIM HETY JIM WHAT IS BETER IN THE LONG RUIN KNOWLEDGE OR KISSIG UP TYO THE BOSS WELL BILL JSUT THE FACT TAT YOU HAVE TO ASKS SUCH A QEUSTOIN TELL ME THAT THERE NOT5 MUCH...</summary>
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      READER BILL H ASK JIM HETY JIM WHAT IS BETER IN THE LONG RUIN KNOWLEDGE OR KISSIG UP TYO THE BOSS

WELL BILL JSUT THE FACT TAT YOU HAVE TO ASKS SUCH A QEUSTOIN TELL ME THAT THERE NOT5 MUCH DAGNER OF YOU TAKOIG MY JOB HAHAHAHA

BUT I GEUSS YOU WUOLDNT HAVE ASKED IF YOU DINDT WANT ANSWER SO HERE GOSE

IT IPORTANT TO BE GOOD AT BOTH UNLESS YOU ARE GFIFTEDE LIKE JIM THE BIOSS

FROR EXAPLE YOU MIGHT HAVE A BMA DEGREE BUT IF YUOR BOSS THINK YOUR SAUTIPD THAT THE END OF THE MATTER YOU ARE A IDOIT AS FAR AS HE IS CONCRENED
      BUT IF YOU ARE AS DMUB AS A ROCK IT DNOT MATTER AS L;ONG AS YOUR BOSS THINCK YOUR SMRAT

SO A MORNO WHO KNOW HOW TO IMPERSS HIS BOSS IS MUCH BETTER OFF THAN A REAL SAMART GUY WHO DOESNT KISS A LITTLE BUTTE NOW ANS THEN

SO THERE YOU GO BILL H THE RSET IS UP TO YOU
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   <title>INCAREASE YOUR PORDUCTIVTY WITH MICORSOFT SHAREPIONT</title>
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   <published>2008-07-28T05:47:22Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-28T06:00:07Z</updated>
   
   <summary>WOW MICROSFT NEVER FAIL TO BLOW ME AWAY WITH THERE AMAZIUNG PRODUCTS FROR INSTRANCE TAKE SHAREPOINT SHAREPIONT IS A THING THAT REPALCES THE INTERNEWT WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR WEB BOWSER AND YOU USED TO SEE GOOGLE NOW YOU SEE...</summary>
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      WOW MICROSFT NEVER FAIL TO BLOW ME AWAY WITH THERE AMAZIUNG PRODUCTS

FROR INSTRANCE TAKE SHAREPOINT

SHAREPIONT IS A THING THAT REPALCES THE INTERNEWT

WHEN YOU OPEN UP YOUR WEB BOWSER AND YOU USED TO SEE GOOGLE NOW YOU SEE SHAREPIONT

MANY POPLE WANT TO KNBOW WHAT SO GREAT ABUOT SHAREPOINT ANYWAY JIM

WELL SHAEREPOIONT HAS GERATLY INCREASED MY PROCTIVISITY
      YOU SEE IF YOUN LOAD A WEB PAGE IN SHAREHEPOINT IT TAKE A LONG TIOME

THAT TIME YOU CAN SPEND DOIG PRODUCTIVE THINGS WHILE WAITIG FROR SHAREPINT TO MAKE YOUR INTERNET FOR YOU

THIS MORNIG I CALLED UP OUR INTERNAIL WEBSITE WHILE I WAITED FOR IT I CLEANED UYP MY DESK GOT A FESRH CUP OF COFFE ANDF READ THE LASTEST ISSUE OF MANGEMANT NEWS

AND SHRAEEPOINT GIVE YOU EXTAR TIME WHEN OTYHER EMPLOYEES USE IT TOO

I HAD MY BOSS TELL ME THIS MORNIG THAT HE HAD A DOCUMANT HE WANTED ME TO LOOK AT

FINE I SAID SEND IT TO ME THRUOGH SHAREPOINT

WELL HE DIDNT WANT TO LOOK SATUPID IN FRONT OF ME SO HE SAID SURE HE WUOLD WELL IT BEEN TWO HUORS HE STILL TRYIG TO FRIGURE OUT HOW SHARPONT WROKS

IN THE MANETIME I HAVE BEEN PARCTICIG MY PUTTING STROKE

SO BY ALL MEANES GET SHAREPOINT FROR YOUR BIUSINESS AND STRAT GETTIG WROK DONWE IN TYOUR OWN SPEAR TIME
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