JIM IS BOSS

Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY:

Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer
"THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM"
Secrets = secretes
Mainframe = manfarme
Expensive - expansive
Warehouse = wharehouse
Stop = stoop
Differentiate = dfireferianferieate
Laptop = lamptop
Stove = Steve
Shirt = shrit
Group = grope
Cold = clod
Trickle down effect = tinckle dwon effect
Song = snog
Spoke = spooke
Jeopardy = jepperday
Typographical error = typyorogarpichal errer
BlackBerry = Raspberry
Fluent = flatulent
Supervisors = suvpervipers
Pot bellied stove = pot bellied Steve
Practical = partical
Marriage = mirage
Wheelchairs = whalechares
Signal = singal
Door = odor
A blathering idiot = ab lathering idiot
Harriet = Harliot
Memorial = mammorial
Waterboarding = waterbroading
Website = wesbite
Browser = bowser
Encrypt = encryapt
Conversations = conservations
Understand = undresstand
Big shot = bag shot
Minicomputer = minticopumter
Golly = gully
DHCP = DHPCP
Insubordination = instabroadnation
Caps lock = craps lock
Stuck = struck
Saudi Arabia = Soddy Arbababia
Understanding = udderstaddig
Hoarse = horse
Hot toddy = hot teddy
Smell = spell
Aluminum = allullulululiminnium
Holy = holly
Betty = Batty
Staff = staph
Whole = hole
Smallest = smellest
Ample = apple
Debby Boone = Debby Bone
Serious = Sirius
Voice = vice
Air = hair
Geek = Greek
Edgar Rice Burroughs = Elgar Rice Borrows
Board = broad
Waldorf Astoria = Waldrof Hystoria
Fridge = fiordge
Vista = visa
Spellchecker = sxplellvcheeker
Switched = swatched
Password = pisswrod
Facebook = Facebroke
Win-win = win-wine
Win-win = wine-wind
Boys = buoys
Girls = grils
Checkup = chuckup
Bulletin board = builltin broad
Okay = oaky
Whether = weather
Rattlesnake = rastklesnake
Realistic = railistick
White House = whitehourse
Bill Clinton = Bile Cilnton
Bulb = blub
Wikipedia = Winkipedia
Concealed = congealed
Invisible = indivisible
Beach ball = biatch balll
Boss = boos
Lovers = louvers
Vacation = vacraption
Power = pooer
Shut = shat
Stop = stoop
Expect = expectrate
Spanish = sapnish
Exchange = sexcahnge
Flash forward = falsh forward
Roll = rowl
Lotus = lostus
Perfect = prefect
Richard Milhous Nixon = Dichard Mulehuose Nexxon
Enemy = enema
Bing = Bung
Google = Gaggle
Stole = stoole
Bambi = Babmbi
LSD = DSL
Important = impotant
Canned = caned
Porn = pron
YouTube = youtub
ALBERTA EISENSTIEN = Albert Einstein