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HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW

TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN

OH WELL JIM THE BSOSS IS SMRAT ENOGH TAT HE CAN ALWAYS CMOME UP WITH GENUIS REMRAKS

TODAY HE WIRTE ABUOT THE WROLDS EASIEST WAY TO GET RICH

PALY ON THE PGA TUOR

I JSUT RED ABUOT SMOME GUY WHO PALYED GLOF AND WON OVER A MILLOIN BUCKS

MAN IT TAKE ME A HOLE YAER TO MAKE THAT KNID OF MONEY

THIS JERRTY KELLY GUY DIDD IT IN FUOR DAYS

SO JIM THE BOSS IS GOIG TO YRAD SALES NEXT WEEK AND PICKIG UP A SET OF GOOLF CLUBS

Heartiest congratulations to Jerry Kelly, and his caddy (and my nephew) Eric Meller, on a huge, huge weekend in New Orleans! :-D

Recommend JIM IS BOSS to your friends!

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Comments (4)

Ender Wiggin:

JIM, I spent a few weeks on the PGA tour, and was making big bucks. Nearly beat Tiger Woods, only to find out, I wasn't really there... I was playing Tiger PGA Tour 2009 on my WII... And I lost my job just because I haven't shown up for work for several weeks. Didn't think I needed a job with all the money I was making... Do you have any open spots?

A JTB SUBORDINATE:

YOU GOT FRIERED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A JTB SUBORDINATE:

YOU GOT FRIERED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A JTB SUBORDINATE:

PLAESE FAERLESS LAEDER, POST MORE WISDUM FOR FOR YOUR SHEEPLE!!!

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