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DOIG BUZINESS WROLD WIDE

IF YOU ARE A SUCKSESSFUL BIZNESS ENTREPRENEUR THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH POEPLE ALL OVRER THE WROLD

SOME OF THEASE JREKS DONT BHAVE THE COMMON CUOTRESY TO SPEAK AMRERICAN

BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR CLASS AND MATURATY AND REACH OUT TO SPEAK TO THEM ON THERE OWN TREMS

MANY LANGUAGES ARE EASY IF YOU JSUT SPOEAK AMERICAN SLOWLY AND LOUDLY THAT ALL IT TAKE TO GET THEMN TO UDNERSTAND YOU

BUT THE BRUITISH ARE A DIFFEREMNT MATTER ENTRUIRELY

JIM HAS BEEN SPEENDING SOME TIME AT A BIRTISH WESBITE CALLED THE RESISTER AND I HAVEV BEEN TRYIG TO SHRARE MY VAST BILLIANCE WITH THEM AND THEY JUST DONT SEEM TO UDNERSTAND ME

FROR EXAPLE LOOK AT THIS ATRICLE THAT I COMMETED ON LSAT FIRDAY I AM JSUT TRYIG TO INJEST A LITTLE INTLEIGENCE INTO THE CONVAIRSATION AND THESE4 WEERD LIMEYS STRAT ATTACKIG MY AMRERICAIN EGGLISH

BUT YOU KOWN WHAT THEIS IS WHERE AND EFFECTIVE BUSSINESMAN JUST HAVE TO TRUN THE OTTER CHEEK AND SHOW SOME CLALSS REMEREBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU HVAVE TO DALE WITH COMPLETE SATUIPID IDOITS

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Comments (4)

I couldn't agree more, JIBMO, and Resistance is Futile Underground where IT Rules.

It is all rather disappointing that Steve and the Boys at MS have not Cracked IT Yet. After All, it is not as if they are short of a Bob or two, [Fistsful of Dollar$], and couldn't Sponsor a Champion to Play the Field. It wouldn't even be a Dodgy Sub-Prime Cost but a Legit Triple AAA Investment.

PS Lay off the Red Pills ... they induce Mania in the BOSSIS, JIM.

jane smith:

How can anyone read this? The spelling is awful! Do you not have a spell checker or do you just fail to use it?

Simon the Troll:

Hello Jim

Looks like you need a little adjustment. Please just step into this stairwell....

*tinkle*

Spell Checkers UK:

My British English spell checker would blow up reading this rendering my computer useless.

You are so big and Clever aren't you, I am working for 6 months on an oil rig then going to take a 2 year holiday.

You may be successful but your English teacher needs taking out and shooting.

Want some English lessons from some Limey bastard who speaks it properly.

Probably not mister I'm better than everyone else.

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