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KEEPIG A LEG UP ON THE COPETITION

I HAVER A BAD CHEST COLD RIGHT NOW DOES THAT MEAN IM AT HOME FLEELIG SORRY FROR MYSELF

HECK NO IM AT WROK SPRAEDIG MY GREMS ALL OVER MY COPETION

IT A DOG-EAT-CAT WROLD AT WROK-PALCE AND IF I STAYED HOEM JUST BECUASE I HAD A FEVER AND WAS CUOGHIG UP BLOOD IT WOULDNT TAKE LONG FOR MY RIVAL MAGANERS TO MOCVE PAST ME ON THE LADDRER

SO PAY ATTENTOIN TO JIM THE BOSS AND LEARAN HOW TO USE A BAD COLD TO YUOR ADVDANTAGE

WHEN YOU FEEL A DEEP HRUTIG COUGH IN YOUR CHEST IT TIME TO CALL A MEETIG

GET ALL DIVISOIN MAGANERS IN ONE ROOM AND SHUT THE DROOR

THEN DELEIVER A LONG SPEECH WITH PLENTY OF CUOGHIG AND HACKIG

IF THERE IS ANUYONE THERE OVER YOUR HEAD WHO IS GETTIG OLDER MAKE SURE YOU GET RIGHT IN HIS FACE AND YELL AFTRER ALL HE MAY BE HARD OF HREARIG

LAST YEAR TWO REGOINAL VICE PRESIDENTS DROIPPED DEAD FROM NUMONEIA

HEY DONT LOOK AT ME IT JUST A CIONCIDENCE

Recommend JIM IS BOSS to your friends!

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